I almost died last night brehs :damn:

[flea]

Hate them shyts. Get them a lot in miami. U fukking chop one in half and both parts of the little fukk's body starts moving like it got two brains and shyt

 

[Marci-Senpai]

our breh had a near death situation

glad u made it out alive

hopefully i experienced that so you brehs wouldnt have to go through that

 

[Remote]

LOL

I almost died once.
It was 3am and I was living at home. I decide to grab a beer. I go into the kitchen, everything smells like gas. Apparently someone forgot to shut off the stove. The flame was out but gas was leaking everywhere. And my mom was always the first one to wake up and she always lights a cigarette in the morning.

That would have been the end of it.

Beer saved my life, brehs.

 

[BlackBieber]

hopefully i experienced that so you brehs wouldnt have to go through that

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Hate them shyts. Get them a lot in miami. U fukking chop one in half and both parts of the little fukk's body starts moving like it got two brains and shyt

them shyts are strong/durable as fukk too b...i dropped a 20 pound dumbell on it at first and that shyt shrugged that off like it was nothing

 

[gangreen]

So im sitting down at 3 am in my room last night browsing the coli and what do i see crawl past my feet??

Spoiler

the moment i saw that shyt crawl within inches of my feet i got the fukk up out of that room, handed over all of my belongings to that shyt, and gave it permission to fukk my bytch ...if you never actually saw a motherfukking big centipede up close then you really dont understand how intimidating them shyt look IRL...what proceeded within the next couple hours was me going to an all out war with that demon brehs after that shyt went into hiding in my room on some tip i literally sprayed two whole cans of baygon tryna smoke that shyt out and eventuallly caught it slipping...after it was dead i stomped that motherfukker out a few extra time just for the hell of it

if that shyt did crawl on me i would of had a heart attack brehs i aint gon lie

 

[bigrodthe1]

So im sitting down at 3 am in my room last night browsing the coli and what do i see crawl past my feet??

Spoiler

the moment i saw that shyt crawl within inches of my feet i got the fukk up out of that room, handed over all of my belongings to that shyt, and gave it permission to fukk my bytch ...if you never actually saw a motherfukking big centipede up close then you really dont understand how intimidating them shyt look IRL...what proceeded within the next couple hours was me going to an all out war with that demon brehs after that shyt went into hiding in my room on some tip i literally sprayed two whole cans of baygon tryna smoke that shyt out and eventuallly caught it slipping...after it was dead i stomped that motherfukker out a few extra time just for the hell of it

if that shyt did crawl on me i would of had a heart attack brehs i aint gon lie

nikka you live in the Bahamas
bring yo ass to Detroit and watch what might run close to your feet

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Grown men scared of bugs

 

[Data-Hawk]

Where do you live? also I hope you know they lay eggs by the dozen. So her kids are still there...haha


I wouldnt be able to eat or sleep for the rest of the night.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

So im sitting down at 3 am in my room last night browsing the coli and what do i see crawl past my feet??

Spoiler

the moment i saw that shyt crawl within inches of my feet i got the fukk up out of that room, handed over all of my belongings to that shyt, and gave it permission to fukk my bytch ...if you never actually saw a motherfukking big centipede up close then you really dont understand how intimidating them shyt look IRL...what proceeded within the next couple hours was me going to an all out war with that demon brehs after that shyt went into hiding in my room on some tip i literally sprayed two whole cans of baygon tryna smoke that shyt out and eventuallly caught it slipping...after it was dead i stomped that motherfukker out a few extra time just for the hell of it

if that shyt did crawl on me i would of had a heart attack brehs i aint gon lie

 

[Marci-Senpai]

nikka you live in the Bahamas
bring yo ass to Detroit and watch what might run close to your feet

snakes, tarantulas, and centipede are basically the only invasive things over here i dnt fukk with
i aint tryna see nothing too crazy breh

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Where do you live? also I hope you know they lay eggs by the dozen. So her kids are still there...haha


I wouldnt be able to eat or sleep for the rest of the night.

i been up all night feeling like a crack head like something crawling on me looking over my shoulder and shyt

 

[bigrodthe1]

snakes, tarantulas, and centipede are basically the only invasive things over here i dnt fukk with
i aint tryna see nothing too crazy breh

You ain't seen nothing 'til you see a crackhead brush up on your kicks looking for crumbs

 

[Data-Hawk]

i been up all night feeling like a crack head like something crawling on me looking over my shoulder and shyt

yeah breh about 3 weeks ago a big ass spider ran near my feet. Got the spray and would not chill until I found him. took me about 15 minutes but he had to go.

 

[Elle Driver]

I used to live in a shytty ground floor apartment and it was infested with that shyt. I once woke up with one my face.