I almost died last night brehs :damn:

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So im sitting down at 3 am in my room last night browsing the coli and what do i see crawl past my feet??

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:hamster::merchant::huhldup::damn: the moment i saw that shyt crawl within inches of my feet i got the fukk up out of that room, handed over all of my belongings to that shyt, and gave it permission to fukk my bytch :sadbron:...if you never actually saw a motherfukking big centipede up close then you really dont understand how intimidating them shyt look IRL...what proceeded within the next couple hours was me going to an all out war with that demon brehs:violent: after that shyt went into hiding in my room on some :ninja2: tip i literally sprayed two whole cans of baygon tryna smoke that shyt out and eventuallly caught it slipping...after it was dead i stomped that motherfukker out a few extra time just for the hell of it :win:

if that shyt did crawl on me i would of had a heart attack brehs i aint gon lie :to:
:skip: you ran & left your chick breh????? i went to war wit her screamin "kill it" cryin in the background.... i made it out...:whew:.....
 

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Reminds me of that thread I made about that mouse in my room. :deadmanny:

Legend has it the spirit of that mouse still haunts my room when I'm not there. :merchant:
 

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suppose that shyt did crawl in your mouth tho :lupe: sounds like something straight out of a horror movie to wake up to :wow:

Lol I can tell you're the type that thinks the worst things will happen. I'm patient and calm, I don't really think about it. Whatever happens, happens. Plus I look like a god damned giant to a centipede, that shyt moved off my face with the quickness. :ld:

Now if we're talkin scorpions. :whoa:
 

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Lol I can tell you're the type that thinks the worst things will happen. I'm patient and calm, I don't really think about it. Whatever happens, happens. Plus I look like a god damned giant to a centipede, that shyt moved off my face with the quickness. :ld:

Now if we're talkin scorpions. :whoa:

:heh: i know that most of these creatures are more scared of us than we are of them but if one has the balls to invade my personal space then one of us has to die :ufdup:
 
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