I am Devastated,... Literally

[Pdiddy]

Just got back home to find out that a rat has shytted on my bed. I swear on my mama's grave...I'm done. My roommate can stay here if he wants..but I'm out. I'm sleeping in the car tonight..fukk it.

I'm just at a loss for words. I feel like I'm living in a third world country

 

[Black]

 

[Big Daddy]

A has rat? What's a has rat?

Either way,

 

[Pdiddy]

I'm so disappointed,,,,I cant even laugh

 

[Scuti]

-"yo who shat on my bed "

-"a rat homie"

 

[Biblical Goon]

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

"i shyted on ya hood kid, I shytted on ya hood, got to your BED too late I'm looking real good" Deini

 

[Couth]

Be dirty brehs. Get a rat trap. Only way rats will come in your house is if you have food accessible for dem. Keep your shyt spotless and you don't have to deal with critters at all

 

[notPsychosiz]

Get a cat??


Hey, what makes you say rat and not mouse... just curious.

I know mice don't like the smell of spearment if that helps. They go crazy for some reason and run away from it. I know cause they sell it at the hardware store and I was like why you guys selling spearment oil next to the nails and shyt then dude put me up on game.

Look it up.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

LEARN WHAT THE WORD "LITERALLY" MEANS, YOU DUMB MOTHERfukkER!

 

[CarltonJunior]

-"yo who shat on my bed "

-"a rat homie"

flawless victory.

 

[Beerus]

Heh not that bad.
I sent a shirtless pic in my boxers to some chick or some weirdo or w/e cuz of tinder earlier tonight. The person unmatched me.
Now Idk whats finna happen with them pics.
people have it worst then you breh so wipe that do do off and pour some rubbing alcohol and let it dry

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I once killed a rat with my bare hands


By accident.. But regardless




Stop eating in your bed nikka

 

[I AM WARHOL]

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

you better invest in a cat nikka. or buy a crossbow or some shyt