I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[OaklandCertified]

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

 

[FromStLouis]

Well the damage is done. I guess you just hope this marriage lasts.

Hey, third times the charm right.

. . .Right?

 

[hashmander]

i don't think america would survive a 4th marriage.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

 

[Calibrated]

 

[SAINT]

Keep them together, the world can’t risk your sister getting married again. She’ll probably destroy the planet

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

Don't ask.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

This thread is no longer funny

 

[Lord Beasley]

gotdamn. im legit spooked for the first time during all this

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

If this marriage doesn’t work out OPs sister needs needs to get a vibrator and about a dozen cats or humanity is over.

 

[NSSVO]

Aye fam

 

[MenacingMonk]

OP Nostradamus.

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Armchair Militant]

Check the scoreboard....get married brehs.