I asked CHATGPT to define 10 user archetypes on thecoli locker room

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1. The Infiltrator
This archetype refers to users suspected of being non-Black infiltrators or trolls pretending to fit in. They often use exaggerated or forced slang (e.g., "da culture" instead of "the culture" or overusing terms like "nikka") in an attempt to mimic Black vernacular, which comes across as inauthentic and try-hard. Their posts may misinterpret cultural nuances, leading to suspicion from others. They engage in topics related to Black identity but raise red flags through unnatural language and defensive responses when questioned.

2. The Misogynist Hater
Users in this category exhibit frustration or outright hatred toward women, often influenced by repetitive forum threads on relationships, loneliness, or gender dynamics. They post rants that can sound extreme or deranged, contributing to a toxic atmosphere. Traits include bitterness, sexual frustration, and viewing the forum as a space to vent, sometimes bordering on incel-like behavior. They are commonly discussed as being subconsciously shaped by the community's negativity.

3. The Detached Observer
These users participate in discussions but remain unaffected by the forum's more toxic elements, such as misogynistic threads or cultural gatekeeping. They acknowledge negativity (e.g., ignoring bad advice on women or dismissing overzealous slang) without getting drawn in, often comparing the forum to other platforms or noting real-life disconnects. Their posting style is casual and skeptical, focusing on observation rather than emotional investment.

4. The Content Spammer
This archetype floods the forum with excessive, low-quality threads or posts, clogging sections like The Locker Room with repetitive or irrelevant content. They disrupt the user experience, leading to frequent ignores from others. Traits include high posting volume, lack of originality, and making the board feel "putrid" or unenjoyable, often described as pathetic or annoying personalities who dominate without adding value.

5. The Critical Moderator
Not necessarily official mods, but users who call out problematic behavior, such as unchecked misogyny, infiltration, or spamming. They advocate for better forum management, highlight mental health concerns in rants, and criticize weak-minded influences. Their style is analytical and reform-oriented, often ironic (e.g., pointing out hypocritical threads), aiming to improve the community while contrasting with more extreme posters.

6. The Culture Gatekeeper
These users are deeply invested in policing discussions to ensure they align with their view of Black culture and authenticity. They scrutinize posts for cultural accuracy, call out perceived "outsiders," and enforce unwritten rules about who can speak on certain topics. Their posts often focus on maintaining the forum's identity, sometimes aggressively challenging users they suspect of not belonging. They can be influential but also divisive, fostering both unity and exclusion.

7. The Nostalgic Veteran
Long-time members who reminisce about the "golden days" of the forum, often comparing current discussions to past eras they view as more vibrant or meaningful. They post about old threads, memorable users, or classic moments in The Locker Room, expressing disappointment at the forum's evolution (e.g., increased toxicity or spam). Their tone is reflective, sometimes mentoring newer users, but they can come off as resistant to change.

8. The Meme Lord
These users thrive on humor, posting memes, jokes, or witty one-liners to lighten the mood or mock ongoing discussions. In The Locker Room, they often share viral content or create humorous threads that gain traction, acting as the forum's comic relief. While entertaining, they may derail serious conversations, and their reliance on humor can mask a lack of deeper engagement with the community’s core issues.

9. The Hot Take Provocateur
These users thrive on stirring debate with bold, controversial opinions or exaggerated takes on topics like relationships, politics, or pop culture in The Locker Room. They post to spark reactions, often using hyperbole or edgy humor to challenge norms or provoke arguments. While they keep discussions lively, their takes can polarize the community, drawing both avid supporters and harsh critics who see them as attention-seekers.

10. The Lurker-Scholar
These users rarely post but are highly active readers, absorbing discussions in The Locker Room to form informed perspectives. When they do contribute, their posts are well-thought-out, often referencing past threads or cultural context with precision. They’re respected for their insight but criticized for low engagement, preferring to observe rather than shape the forum’s direction actively.
 

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4. The Content Spammer
This archetype floods the forum with excessive, low-quality threads or posts, clogging sections like The Locker Room with repetitive or irrelevant content. They disrupt the user experience, leading to frequent ignores from others. Traits include high posting volume, lack of originality, and making the board feel "putrid" or unenjoyable, often described as pathetic or annoying personalities who dominate without adding value.
6. The Culture Gatekeeper
These users are deeply invested in policing discussions to ensure they align with their view of Black culture and authenticity. They scrutinize posts for cultural accuracy, call out perceived "outsiders," and enforce unwritten rules about who can speak on certain topics. Their posts often focus on maintaining the forum's identity, sometimes aggressively challenging users they suspect of not belonging. They can be influential but also divisive, fostering both unity and exclusion.
7. The Nostalgic Veteran
Long-time members who reminisce about the "golden days" of the forum, often comparing current discussions to past eras they view as more vibrant or meaningful. They post about old threads, memorable users, or classic moments in The Locker Room, expressing disappointment at the forum's evolution (e.g., increased toxicity or spam). Their tone is reflective, sometimes mentoring newer users, but they can come off as resistant to change.
Lmaoooo. This is too accurate. :mjlol:
2010s Coli was peak though.:umad:
 

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I got these when I asked:




Top 10 TheColi “Locker Room” User Archetypes
  1. The Sports Head
    • Lives for NBA/NFL debates, especially GOAT arguments.
    • Often posts decade-old stats to “settle” an argument.
    • Will die on the hill that “Bron’s 2016 Finals run” or “Kobe’s Mamba Mentality” ends all discussion.
  2. The Hip-Hop Historian
    • Can quote Source Magazine issues from 1997.
    • Keeps score of rap beefs like box scores.
    • Will derail any thread into a Nas vs. Jay-Z sidebar.
  3. The OG Breh
    • Joined in 2012 (often migrated from SOHH).
    • Uses old internet slang and reminds everyone of “how wild it was back in the day.”
    • Often the calm voice in chaos… unless it’s a topic about respect
  4. The Troll / Instigator
    • Knows exactly what bait to drop to get pages of arguments.
    • Often posts inflammatory sports takes (“Jordan played plumbers”) just to watch the meltdown.
  5. The Simp Watchdog
    • Jumps into any relationship/women thread to accuse others of simping.
    • Uses “breh” and “coli” as if they’re weapons.
    • Probably has a folder of reaction gifs ready.
  6. The Gossip Analyst
    • Lives for celebrity tea, reality TV drama, and social media screenshots.
    • Posts like they have TMZ and Shade Room push notifications on.
  7. The Pro-Black Scholar
    • Keeps cultural conversations rooted in Pan-Africanism and racial politics.
    • Will pivot any thread into a broader discussion about systemic oppression.
    • Often drops links to books, documentaries, and historical speeches.
  8. The Meme Supplier
    • Communicates almost exclusively in reaction gifs, memes, and smilies.
    • Has an encyclopedic knowledge of coli-specific gif lore (“slipped and fell into some bussy,” “bushes” etc.).
  9. The Conspiracy Theorist
    • Believes everything has a hidden agenda — sports games, politics, celebrity deaths.
    • Has YouTube links on deck as “proof.”
  10. The Relationship Counselor
    • Takes relationship advice threads way too seriously.
    • Writes long, thoughtful essays about dating, marriage, and breakups — usually ignored in favor of jokes.
 
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When I asked about myself:

User Overview: “987654321”

  • Status & Tenure:
    Identified as a Superstar level member, they’ve been active since June 15, 2018, with roughly 9,393 posts, a reputation of 4,866, and 33,463 daps .
  • Typical Tone & Style:
    • Witty and humorous, often dropping sharp, punchy one-liners.
      • Example: “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
      • Also: “You could see the jeep suspension settle like a dumpster mattress when she got in.”
    • Often brings a humorous deadpan flair to commentary—like with absurd declarations about internal investigations or playful disclaimers .
  • Engagement & Reception:
    Regularly receives positive feedback and reputation from other users, such as reactions labeled “Rep,” “Classic scene,” and “Lmfaooo” . They also engage with a broad range of topics—ranging from social commentary to playful roasting.

Locker Room Archetype Fit

Based on their posting style and the kind of engagement they inspire, 987654321 best aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

  • Quick-Witted Joke Dropper: Known for delivering sharp, humorous posts that often become thread highlights.
  • Lighthearted Banter Champ: Their presence elevates conversation via levity and punchy observations, encouraging thread flow and reactions.
  • Consistent Contributor: A steady poster whose quips are memorable and often referred to long after.


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When the fukk did I say this?!
  • “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
***Update: it was an Ice Spice thread so my statement wasn’t as outrageous as I initially thought.
 
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3. The Detached Observer
These users participate in discussions but remain unaffected by the forum's more toxic elements, such as misogynistic threads or cultural gatekeeping. They acknowledge negativity (e.g., ignoring bad advice on women or dismissing overzealous slang) without getting drawn in, often comparing the forum to other platforms or noting real-life disconnects. Their posting style is casual and skeptical, focusing on observation rather than emotional investment.



8. The Meme Lord
These users thrive on humor, posting memes, jokes, or witty one-liners to lighten the mood or mock ongoing discussions. In The Locker Room, they often share viral content or create humorous threads that gain traction, acting as the forum's comic relief. While entertaining, they may derail serious conversations, and their reliance on humor can mask a lack of deeper engagement with the community’s core issues.

I'm a combo between this two .
 
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