I bet you're a good dancer ....?

[Nino Brown]

For any real nikkaz that have worked deep in the corporate world..

What are the the most innocuous questions you've been asked by cacs in Babylon's offices that you've found offensive ?

Like at the work party... Cacs may ask "I bet you're a good dancer "..... If you're a fake fakkit nikka you might start

Real nikkaz be like

Share your awkward experiences working in cacland

 

[ADK]

I don't know any white people

 

[Nino Brown]

You have to study the enemy

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Just the normal is that all your hair

One thing I've learned about cooperate jobs is email slander.


A nikka or cac will sit right next to you and instead of talking to you. They will cc your boss bout some shyt.


One dude in my office was bout to punch our team leader cause he stay emailing then cc the replies then walk out to lunch like

 

[MAKAVELI25]

For any real nikkaz that have worked deep in the corporate world..

What are the the most innocuous questions you've been asked by cacs in Babylon's offices that you've found offensive ?

Like at the work party... Cacs may ask "I bet you're a good dancer "..... If you're a fake fakkit nikka you might start

Real nikkaz be like

Share your awkward experiences working in cacland

If that was a FEMALE that said it she might want the dikk

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I don't know, I usually don't get spoken to. I'm too weird

 

[Nino Brown]

I don't know, I usually don't get spoken to. I'm too weird

 

[Nino Brown]

If that was a FEMALE that said it she might want the dikk

It's not racist to get loose if a decent 8.5/10 pawg asks

 

[The Nigerian]

I purposefully bust out the worst rendition of the Obama 2-Step.

If it's a hot chick I just get my pelvic thrust on.

Nothing beyond that.

 

[mortuus est]

everybody at my old job went to the casino after work so i went cause one of the chicks i wanted to smash said i should come along any way my old cac boss and i are on our own and he asked me if my father was a "janitor" for a living, i felt like doing damage to him for even thinking that and saying it to me

 

[The Nigerian]

everybody at my old job went to the casino after work so i went cause one of the chicks i wanted to smash said i should come along any way my old cac boss and i are on our own and he asked me if my father was a "janitor" for a living, i felt like doing damage to him for even thinking that and saying it to me

I used to ask all my male coworkers, "How many brothers do you think your mother had slept with? And you can't say zero because that's a LIE!"

You should see their faces after I ask that sh!t.

 

[mortuus est]

I used to ask all my male coworkers, "How many brothers do you think your mother had slept with? And you can't say zero because that's a LIE!"

You should see their faces after I ask that sh!t.

im gonna try that

 

[The Nigerian]

im gonna try that

Just make sure you do it in public. It works better when you can pose the question to one right after another. It catches them off guard. Even better if they're dumb enough to bring their "girlfriend" to those stupid happy hours.

Because deep down they know. Their girl knows. The tension.

If you really want to flex on coworkers extra hard get slim cuts to all your trousers and just rock a half-hard like its nothing.

Everybody sees. They can't say sh!t. Business casual, right?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I work in a clothing warehouse, and this cac saw some Sean John and goes "I bet you gon get this huh?"
I go, "No, but I bet you gunna cop that Fox Racing gear shyt"
He goes, "Not all white people are the same"
So it was ok for him to generalize me, but not do it back to him?

 

[mr x]

It's not racist to get loose if a decent 8.5/10 pawg asks

that's too much breh...gotta be smooth with it