"These burgers are yuge!! They're the BEST, JUICIEST, most SUCCULENT burgers you'll ever have. Yeah, these burgers are magnificent,
you won't find a better burger, trust me folks, they're great! They're better than McDonalds. What is a McDonalds anyway? I mean, they have my name right in their name. "Don" Only old farts like Sleepin Joe Biden eats other burgers, he can't handle a Trump burger. He's got this tiny little mouth (

) and small hands, he couldn't even pick up this absolutely massive burger. It's the best burger in the country, I'm not lying folks, I tasted at least 1000 of them and they're all horrible. Eat Trump Burgers folks (smiles weirdly, and gives a thumbs up)