I called off work and they wanted to know why

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At my old job I used to tell them my dog's cat/girlfriend/goldfish died and they didnt ask questions.

fukk call centers
 

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Always say you have diarrhea.

1.) You don’t have to go to the doctors for it

2.) You don’t have to sound real sick on the phone.

3.) They most likely will be disgusted and won’t want to hear exactly what’s going on.

4.) You don’t have to look sick when you come in the next day..
 

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I told them I had a situation at home
They were like can you give us more detail we like to know for the notes
bytch I don’t feel like coming in today!
I know that struggle from past jobs. Thankfully I don't have to explain myself any longer when I call in lol.
 

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I had a job a few years back that when you called in you didnt have to talk to anyone just the answering service lol
Yeah my job is like that now I use to just email my supervisor now I email him and leave a voice mail with my team and supervisor.
 

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Always say you have diarrhea.

1.) You don’t have to go to the doctors for it

2.) You don’t have to sound real sick on the phone.

3.) They most likely will be disgusted and won’t want to hear exactly what’s going on.

4.) You don’t have to look sick when you come in the next day..

That’s a good 1
Can’t use it too many times tho
 
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