I came up with a revolutionary invention this weekend

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I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly :blessed:

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already? :lupe:
 

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anddddd these are the nikkas we got moderating.


This is why st0rmfr0nt plants run rampant and go around one starring quality threads and fukking up the discussions.
 

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idk bout yall but... my dikk has never been so hard that I can't aim it to the toilet :wtf:
 

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I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already?
Well, you can always take a plastic bottle and attach a flexible tube to the bottle top. Then, pee into the tube from the other end.
 

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How did I miss this LEGENDARY thread from the GAWD? :wow:
 

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I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly :blessed:

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already? :lupe:
i call that amish style.

me, i put an upside down u-pipe on my dikk and let it flow straight into the toilet

its physics :smugdraper:
 

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breh gonna wonder why he got patches of brown in his lawn in a month...

destroy our lawn brehs...
 
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