I can't believe I hit my girlfriend first time in my life. :-(

[DerrtySouthpaw]

what a dikk

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Rigamortus]

5 stars pos rep

 

[Loose]

wow this shyt is a classic

 

[Black Magisterialness]

OH shyt nikka has er'body GOIN!

 

[ClassyME]

for this thread... I was about to feel a nose bleed coming on just by reading how hard you clocked her.

 

[Xtraz2]

like dude said it wuz written too well

i wuz already thinking troll post off tha title alone, so i really didn't give it much emotion

when it got to "i went to my moms house and broke down in tears" my face wuz already on status

tha fresh prince memes had they run on sohh, but somebody needs to file tha papers already

 

[semtex]

 

[FaTaL]

 

[Capitol]

Is it wrong I wanted this story to be real?

 

[Jesus]

 

[Torrential]

YOU BASTID!!! YOU GOT ME I WAS READING LIKE

 

[devizelle]

LOLZ, that was a good one!

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

HAHAHAHA awwww damnnnnnnn

5 stars pos rep for this

true..

i was ready to tell dude to cut that ho off