I Can't Catch A Break... I'll be a grandfather at 33

[karim]

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Generational failure up and down this post hopefully yall aren't black, but you probably are.

 

[Brehcepticon]

13... I will be 33 by the time the baby gets here.


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[MoveForward]

Generational failure up and down this post hopefully yall aren't black, but you probably are.

We're not failures...

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So you and your Son-in-law be kicking it at the same clubs/lounges and shyt?

he met your daughter when yall was throwing a houseparty

 

[EndDomination]

You weren’t fukking at 14

that’s freshman year of HS. That’s normal

Most freshmen are lying about fukking at that age - its a lot more common by Junior and Senior year - but a good chunk of my class in HS wasn't fukking a damn thing until college

 

[010101]

you ain't ready to lead¿*

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Well at least she didn't have a child at 14 like you. So that progress I guess....

Not sure if this is a diss or wisdom

 

[Kingshango]

Why werent YOU fukking at 14??

Cause all the girls at school were ho’s.

You weren’t fukking at 14

that’s freshman year of HS. That’s normal

At 14 I was a “lame” riding around Vice City and playing a indie game called Halo, didn’t care for them fast ass girls getting their boxes dirty at school.

 

[Canada Goose]

Why was yo fast ass fukking at 14 in the first place?

14 year olds having sex is common, well it was in my generation at least (early 90s baby) .

 

[concise]

Most freshmen are lying about fukking at that age - its a lot more common by Junior and Senior year - but a good chunk of my class in HS wasn't fukking a damn thing until college

Teenage pregnancy rates would be through the roof if that was the case.

 

[BrothaZay]

I remember dating my ex girlfriend my senior year in high school. Her grandma was still in her 40s

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I thought 2020 was a b1tch...

So my daughter is pregnant and engaged at 19, what a start to 2021.

You had her at 14? Wow

 

[NZA]

nothing wrong with a 19 year old woman becoming a mom, especially one that has a ring on her finger. the problem is what status is the father? if he works full time then this might turn out ok.

 

[Starski]

13... I will be 33 by the time the baby gets here.


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edit: nvm I can’t read