I Can't Catch A Break... I'll be a grandfather at 33

[Swirv]

They're both students, so no for now... Nice ring though...

Nothing to really explain, I was minding my business eating some French toast and drinking coffee this morning and they came in talking this bullsh1t.

Congrats. Hope I’m round long enough to become a granddaddy

 

[Pseudonym]

Dont feel bad tho OP.

My sons 11.

Im sure by the time hes 15 he'll knocked up some chick.

That muthafukka is lil TOO handsome!
And he got that Spanish Fly hair.

I feel your pain, my son is 14 and he is ADORABLE....like model handsome!

I gotta keep these thots away from him






My genes are so strong

 

[Starman]

Let me know when they actually become husband and wife

You're right.

No doubt OP will insist that the man who impregnated his daughter make an honorable woman out of her. Immediately. Right, @MoveForward ?

 

[Son Goku]

Maybe if someone said something then maybe the daughter and her mother wouldn’t be pregnant at the same time after knowing she was the result of a tween pregnancy. Dude’s wife and daughter are having babies, the next family function - “I’m expecting a child and a grandchild at the same time, one child will call him dad the other one will call him papa” . All of these kids - I hope dude is a millionaire. Don’t tell me that’s not what everyone is thinking.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

Just keep doing what you can G. You got this.

build that family. Cultivate.

Not really... All things considered I'm a success, especially among black male millenials.

 

[Son Goku]

Damn, i had my first kid at 33 and this cat is a grandpa.

So your kid didn't even see you graduate?

 

[SheWantTheD]

If your daughter feels it's cool to have a baby at 19 and that she can handle it that's all on you and her mother and y'alls parenting skills.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Why are you being so mean spirited?

Because it’s sad - you made the thread about your teen daughter getting pregnant, you had her at 13 and that other dude is in here commenting about pregnant 7th graders. But I’m “mean” for stating truth? There’s something amiss in your household for her to be pregnant that young but you consider yourself “successful”. By the time I was 18, I knew that my father and mother had instilled enough in me to know that having sex was not a priority and definitely not to have a baby on the way; I was arguing with my mom about what college I wanted to go to and trying to figure out which boy I wanted to go to the movies with and how my dad or brothers would respond to dudes that I liked; pregnancy at 16-18 was not an option and god forbid thinking unprotected sex at that age with random teen boys was normal, for pregnancy to even be an issue. I sense that something is not right in your family for your daughter to not see the consequences or use your guidance when making decisions. That delusion of yours and being self centered isn’t helping.

 

[MoveForward]

That’s depending on what you consider being a success. You’re not a success until your kids are successful or they are equipped with the tools to become a success.

Based on the bolded, I am a success then.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Why was yo fast ass fukking at 14 in the first place?

At 14 I got my first laptop after saving from birthdays and christmas presents.

I was more worried about video games, making YouTube videos etc than girls.

 

[Take It In Blood]

OP was bussing in vaginas when his friends were watching Power Rangers

 

[Afrodroid]

Aight...


It's 2021 and from the latest threads i see y'all are ready to have that conversation

 

[richaveli83]

Sh1ts a ghetto mess, I have done nothing but bring shame to my family's name. Her and her mom are pregnant at the same time. I had her hella early and my son will be an uncle at six lol.

I had a feeling she was pregnant too, she was sleeping too much.

 

[Son Goku]

A new generation!!! Congrats!!!

let’s look at the positive since you can’t change what happened!

You will be able to see another generation and possibly another in your lifetime!!!!!

He'll be a great-great-grandpa at 89 at this rate.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

So your kid didn't even see you graduate?

....
Not sure where that segment lives or exists where 15 yr kids are getting pregnant every day b. There was only 2 girls pregnant at my high school, by the time senior yr came and she had the baby, he had moved on to her friend that was on the track team. Last time I checked, she looked like she was 350 Lbs, was riding in a wheelchair scooter and had 6 kids. She was “engaged” several times. No, she was not living her best life after having hot girl summers.