I can't dance :(

[3rdWorld]

this thread makes me reminisce of the late 80s and early 90s videos that all had dancing..we used to copy Hammer and Bobby Brown dancing.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Another one from the archives........



@ 2:56 you see the dude in the Reagan mask doing it the way it should be done..........



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[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I just remembered the name of that dance from post #11.......it was known as 'The Party Machine' (see reason why below).

Here is a true rendition of how we danced in the Tri-State back in the late 80's-early 90's..............the era I was clubbing in (legally).

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Now, compare THAT to how they dance in clubs these days.............​

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

You better grind up on these hoes and act like you fukking works like a charm

 

[Dwolf]

I can teach you. I'm a pretty good dancer myself. You just have to let loose and relax. You're probably overthinking it.

Vid vio.

Just go on YouTube and type in future fukk up some commas dance. Your welcome

Op need to learn that get money dance at 2:30

 

[cyndaquil]

Ive gotten so many bytches with this it's like a mating dance for real

 

[cyndaquil]

You better grind up on these hoes and act like you fukking works like a charm

Yeah and make sure you approach from behind and don't let her see you and only feel how big your dikk is

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Yeah and make sure you approach from behind and don't let her see you and only feel how big your dikk is

It's all in the approach

 

[Music Fiend]

You better grind up on these hoes and act like you fukking works like a charm

Well yea bro of course I grind.

Yeah and make sure you approach from behind and don't let her see you and only feel how big your dikk is

It's all in the approach

The hell.

We way past grinding. I'm cool on all that. I'm just talk about real dancing. Not stationary ish. Like weddings, the new dances today, the old dances the homie up there was posting about.

shyt I can break out.

 

[Bless't]

Breh...

This was literally me thinking... "Hey, I can show him something. Gee willickers!!"

Some people have it and some don't.



*pony plays and I take... Whatever girl is available and..."