I can't date someone with a butt bigger than mine.

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Double entendre don't even ask me how.

:steviej:that's what i'm talking about.

i need somebody with an ass so phlat that i can't hit from the back







cuz there ain't no back :youngsabo:
 

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i'm about flat butt. i wasn't always but i had some the other night.

kanye's verse on h.a.m. makes a lot more sense to me now. :ohhh:

there's so many advantages to a flat pancake booty. them buttcheek flapjacks make a nikka go fap-fap.

the best part is that you don't even have to spread the butt to eat it, the innards are just there ready to be gobbled. from now on i'm only hollering and howling at rectangular hipped bishes with buttocks that don't even touch each other.

ass like a donkey that couldn't dodge a steamroller. :ahh:

who's with me?

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