I can't front, I love being a cockblocking older brother

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:mjlol: Ma dukes ain't letting that happen. She's such an extreme militant she thinks its c00nish to drink starbucks or enjoy outdoorsy activities.
She'll find some simpy white kid that will be her lapdog while she preaches Coli-like militancy to whoever will listen..



Trust me, seen it before
 

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nikka take yo ass on......:rudy:
1. I was playing. OP played along, keep reading if u aint see. :rolleyes:
and second....
It's be as legal as crossing the street when the signal says "Walk." :shaq:


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No you don't :mjcry:

My older sis and bro used to beat my ass :mjcry:

I got it regularly:mjcry:

I remember sometimes when they came back from football practice they thought it would be funny to put me in a headlock so I would be forced to smell the death wafting from under their arms:scust:
 

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I got it regularly:mjcry:

I remember sometimes when they came back from football practice they thought it would be funny to put me in a headlock so I would be forced to smell the death wafting from under their arms:scust:
Man-up my nikka


Me and my lil bros threw hands... Sister too (even though I never hit closed fist)

They hated me then, but them fukksboys at school got that work :usure:

Your sister suckin dikk in the bathroom
:patrice:

Possible but highly doubtful


The ass whipping she would get if getting caught would be epic:banderas:
 

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Man-up my nikka


Me and my lil bros threw hands... Sister too (even though I never hit closed fist)

They hated me then, but them fukksboys at school got that work :usure:

they could outlast me when I got too tired they could pop a squat on my stomach and give me ribshots :damn:
 

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they could outlast me when I got too tired they could pop a squat on my stomach and give me ribshots :damn:
It made you a better man though...




Funny thing is, I never fought them seriously

I would just put my sis in a headlock, and my bros would swing and I would just "touch" them



They big as fukk now and are cockier because so... hands most likely will get thrown once I return but they know who I is :jawalrus:
 

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You nikkas must be confused


I never cockblocked my younger bro's:what:


I never gave a fukk about who they was talking to. This is strictly for my younger sister and even my older sisters/cousins



You young nikkas might no remember this, but back in the day we had ONE phone, the house phone. nikkas calling trying to talk to my sister and I'm like "nah bruh, she ain't here:birdman:" and she sitting right next to me

My little sister is a lesbian. Should I still try to cockblock? :breezystare:
 

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My little sister is a lesbian. Should I still try to cockblock? :breezystare:
Depends

Is your sis the fem or the butch? Does she like fems or butches?



Butches are just like simpy-ass nikkas that try really hard to be manly. But if she's fukking with fems she's aight
 

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Depends

Is your sis the fem or the butch? Does she like fems or butches?



Butches are just like simpy-ass nikkas that try really hard to be manly. But if she's fukking with fems she's aight

Apparently she's "pansexual" which means she fukks with everybody. :yanasty:
 

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I catch her liking these you nikkas photos and shyt:beli:


These lil nikkas in the mirror flexin with no muscles and shyt:scust:


Got to think of some way to embarrass the shyt out of her:patrice:
 
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