i cant sell myself in interviews

[BocaRear]

@yo moms is not a troll. He's just a loser

exactly. people think im trolling because im bad at communicating with others?

if i made a thread saying i can get any job i want because im a master at interviews would that be trolling too? i dont understand what im suppose to be posting here. i just post stuff that is happening in my life and i get called a troll for it

anybody that has to ask if wearing black nikes to an interview is okay, is trolling

 

[yo moms]

this guy trolling so hard, it's painfully obvious

why you gotta come up with these wild stories breh

um whats wild about being a chav from the uk who didnt finish school and is bad at communicating and struggles in job interviews?

you must be a fukking moron if you dont think theres people in real life who arent very good vocally. i excel in physical sports not talking.

 

[yo moms]

anybody that has to ask if wearing black nikes to an interview is okay, is trolling

do you want me to take a picture of all my shoes right now? because they are all white sneakers except those black ones i posted.

 

[Theraflu]

@yo moms so I'm guessing the iboga didnt work them ?

 

[BocaRear]

um whats wild about being a chav from the uk who didnt finish school and is bad at communicating and struggles in job interviews?

you must be a fukking moron if you dont think theres people in real life who arent very good vocally. i excel in physical sports not talking.

um whats wild about being a chav from the uk who didnt finish school and is bad at communicating and struggles in job interviews?

you must be a fukking moron if you dont think theres people in real life who arent very good vocally. i excel in physical sports not talking.

breh, if you're forreal.

what do you want to do in life? what are your long term + short term goals?

do you like being a chav or do you wanna change where you at?

 

[yo moms]

@yo moms so I'm guessing the iboga didnt work them ?

um yes. im not depressed anymore. i think it more than did its job

 

[yo moms]

breh, if you're forreal.

what do you want to do in life? what are your long term + short term goals?

do you like being a chav or do you wanna change where you at?

i want to be a pro boxer.

and about being a chav. i wear sportswear pretty much 100% of the time. so trackies hoodies running trainers all get worn daily.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Yo moms it's aight pieces of shyt naturally float to the bottom, people like observe that are 36 unemployed with no education living in section 8 housing off working peoples tax $

 

[BocaRear]

i want to be a pro boxer.

and about being a chav. i wear sportswear pretty much 100% of the time. so trackies hoodies running trainers all get worn daily.

,

you ever thought about sport sciences or coaching?

do you like sports in general or just boxing?

also you HAVE to get formal clothes: shirt, tie, and dress shoes, to be taken seriously in WHATEVER you want to do bro

stop going for these job centre jobs and look for courses in something to do with your passion

 

[Kuz Stuna]

maybe if you took yo self more seriously instead of calling yourself "yo moms" you'd get more confidence maybe?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

i have terrible communication skills. bad english that sometimes sounds broken.

and sometimes when the interviewer asks me about school i will tell him what happened and how i used to fukk around in school and didnt care for it. then the interviewer will look at me funny like

like i get points taken away for answering a question honestly

im not cut out to be in the work place.

because you're a fukk up who needs to go back to school.

You'll get respectful answers from me when I think you deserve it.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

what kind of shirt? can i wear one of these?

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Because fukk society man.
They'll tell you to do all types of shyt so you can be a worker and they can trample all over you and get ahead. LOL The people who tell you this are brainwashing you... do what you gotta do treat this shyt like a war/battle.

This.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

this is how adults dress in the uk

CHAVS

ALL jokes aside. Invest in a suit and tie some dress shirts and shoes. Get two suits and get fitted for them. Get a nice haircut. Get a proper resume going. Look at resume templates and lie and embellish the truth if you have to. Don't pull up your resume on your smart phone. If you have an ipad...that will look better. Look confident. Be confident. Don't let them own you...own them during the interview. Act as if. Act is if you're the president of the united states of the king of england or whatever. Act as if THEY are missing out on something by not hiring YOU (even though they aren't...you got to show them who's boss). Every job I got was cause I wore a real nice suit to the interview with a nice tie and a nice haircut. Interviewers, HR, employers see that and they know you are serious and experienced or have experience cause no joe schmoe is getting hire wearing this to an interview. Thats for outside of work. REAL TALK.

 

[yo moms]

,

you ever thought about sport sciences or coaching?

do you like sports in general or just boxing?

also you HAVE to get formal clothes: shirt, tie, and dress shoes, to be taken seriously in WHATEVER you want to do bro

stop going for these job centre jobs and look for courses in something to do with your passion

lol theres no course for boxing. its called a boxing gym and putting in enough work until you at a level high enough to turn pro. ive only had 8 amateur fights. im still green. im just putting in my time now. i just want a little job right now for some pocket money and for more driving lessons until i pass my test.