I Can't Stand These b*tchass CAR MECHANICS...

[Luken]

fukk that guy, hes always finding trying to find a way to shyt on what he doesnt know about, German whips.

My car battery died this morning

Luckily, my mechanic is good and honest folk

A good mechanic can save you a lot of hassle.

EDIT: i subscribed to this guy's channel.
Scotty Kilmer

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Eveytime i bring my car to ford they tell me its gon cost a a grip

Last time "it could be your ball bearings but we wont know until we go check and once you check you need new ball berrings" bullshyt

That and my whip has electric power steering and the ONLY way to fix it is to bring it to ford to reset with their machine as i brought it a i other mechanics and they said they cant fix it.

I swear to god i brought it in 3 times in 2 years for the same thing and even tho i had a warranty they always gave me some bullshyt reason that cost me 100 every time.

Just crashed the shyt and said fukk it. Tired of the bullshyt

ummm 100 even?
that's a deductible which you have to pay whenever you have a warranty lol


thank gawd I have a trustworthy mechanic in my area

ive been good for the past 3 years

but before that I went thru the BS as well

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

I left my gas cap open one time while drunk and it caused my check engine light to come on -- pep boys tried to screw me

id never ever suggest a chain shop to any one, man.

 

[Arithmetic]

The key is to get a hood mechanic who is an expert, trustworthy, and affordable. They're out there, you just got to find them.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

biggest scam of the 20th, and so far the 21st century as well

 

[Trot LaRoc]

Best to find a small family owned spot.
Preferably a non American born one

My last two mechanics were Polish and Assyrians....fair prices and they were always honest and explained exactly what i was being charged for and why

American cac mechanics are tha ultimate scammers and finessers esp dealerships.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

ummm 100 even?
that's a deductible which you have to pay whenever you have a warranty lol


thank gawd I have a trustworthy mechanic in my area

ive been good for the past 3 years

but before that I went thru the BS as well

Na it was always like 120 or 150

My power steering went out (which is a known problem for my car (a 2011 ford fusion)) and every time i brought it in they had a fix for it that was never covered even tho my warranty covered power steering. They tried to weasel out of that one everytime even tho the problem is all over the internet with my car. Theyll say they didnsometjing else to fix it to get out of the warranty. They acted like they have no idea about the problem. And i went to the place i boight tye car from, the official ford dealer in the area that my family bought 7 cars from in the past 20 years.

The first time they said it was cuz my battery was low so they gave me a rechage and cost me 120 bucks for when i know for a fact my battery was fine cuz it was new but because the battery wasnt covered they usws thatbas justification to charge me.

This happened two more times. The second time the reason was more bullshyt i cant remember off hand and by the third time witj the ball bearing bullshyt i vowed never to go back there again. The whips been sitting at my parents house for a year now cuz i havent had the 5 grand they tryna make me pay to fix it even tho the problem that caused it was never fixed in the first place.

They will NEVER take responsibility.

And they always con men. I see thek scare old ladies all the tome when they come in. Should be gainst the lawthe shyt they pull

 

[Maddmike]

Na it was always like 120 or 150

My power steering went out (which is a known problem for my car (a 2011 ford fusion)) and every time i brought it in they had a fix for it that was never covered even tho my warranty covered power steering. They tried to weasel out of that one everytime even tho the problem is all over the internet with my car. Theyll say they didnsometjing else to fix it to get out of the warranty. They acted like they have no idea about the problem. And i went to the place i boight tye car from, the official ford dealer in the area that my family bought 7 cars from in the past 20 years.

The first time they said it was cuz my battery was low so they gave me a rechage and cost me 120 bucks for when i know for a fact my battery was fine cuz it was new but because the battery wasnt covered they usws thatbas justification to charge me.

This happened two more times. The second time the reason was more bullshyt i cant remember off hand and by the third time witj the ball bearing bullshyt i vowed never to go back there again. The whips been sitting at my parents house for a year now cuz i havent had the 5 grand they tryna make me pay to fix it even tho the problem that caused it was never fixed in the first place.

They will NEVER take responsibility.

And they always con men. I see thek scare old ladies all the tome when they come in. Should be gainst the lawthe shyt they pull

Breh. You should drive it through thier dealership window and when asked why state " I was coming to get my powersteering repaired and it just went out on me"

 

[Lost His Smile]

if it's something small get a good tool set off Amazon and follow instructions on youtube...if you prefer a mechanic then pick one that somebody you know went to already and can vouch for

and when you go to a mechanic never tell them the exact problem...just say "my car has been giving me trouble"...any good mechanic will figure out what's wrong without you telling them

Props for that last tidbit. Such a good way to not "show your hand" and get taken advantage of.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Your pops failed you.

That aside, youtube and google are your friends. Use them.
Going into a mechanic with no possible idea at all of what COULD be wrong with your car is begging for an L.

Changing brakes, rotors, spark plugs, oil, filters, alternators, etc. should be standard knowledge for any man. Autozone and O'reilys (and most likely a bunch of other autoparts stores) do a lot of engine, battery, and alternator diagnostics for free.
Some jobs might require you to go to a mechanic due to equipment and space constraints but if you keep up with your car those instances should be few and far between.

 

[Arithmetic]

^^^Schumer's communications director