I can't stop farting...somebody please help me

[flea]

the Next Friday quotes are killing me

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

Or the processed meat.

Isn't all meat processed? I can't become a vegetarian, I can't. I think that's a gateway to homosexualness

 

[Ghanaian Armor]

I love cheesesteaks

This

 

[jerniebert]

Fix your diet.

 

[GodsPerspective]

You're lactose intolerant.

Do yourself and your body a favor by reducing your dairy intake considerably.
shyt isn't a joke

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

nikka is gassed literally

 

[Whitty Hutton]

You're lactose intolerant.

Do yourself and your body a favor by reducing your dairy intake considerably.
shyt isn't a joke

This isn't lactose, it's milk

 

[Truth200]

I been destroying my work area with rancid gas lately, it's like every 10 minutes I let out a killer cloud of hell smoke. The fabrics in this computer chair trap the smells so the chair just permanantly stinks. If somebody comes to my area to talk I quickly get up and meet them halfway because I don't want the bad looks and jokes like highschool NO! And even when i'm talking to them i feel my stomach rumbling and I aww man this is embarrisng...what to do/eat/not eat?

I love cheesesteaks

Stand up to fart you don't get the smell trapped in the chair.

 

[GodsPerspective]

This isn't lactose, it's milk

Are you foreal with this stupid ass shyt?

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Are you foreal with this stupid ass shyt?

Calm yourself down. Its a line from a Progressive commercial.

 

[dterpsss]

You taking whey protein?

 

[GodsPerspective]

Calm yourself down. Its a line from a Progressive commercial.

Srry I don't get that reference... I'm not white

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Go take a shyt breh.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Srry I don't get that reference... I'm not white

Yes. Commercials are exclusive to white people. You try too hard

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Srry I don't get that reference... I'm not white

Cause only white people have seen commercials.