I can't stop farting...somebody please help me

Spotja

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I been destroying my work area with rancid gas lately, it's like every 10 minutes I let out a killer cloud of hell smoke. The fabrics in this computer chair trap the smells so the chair just permanantly stinks. If somebody comes to my area to talk I quickly get up and meet them halfway because I don't want the bad looks and jokes like highschool NO! And even when i'm talking to them i feel my stomach rumbling and I aww man this is embarrisng...what to do/eat/not eat?

I love cheesesteaks
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Get your wet booty ass a towel pal :camby:

Stop drinking milk and eating grapes at the desk
 

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take some of this, you seem to be full of shyt and gas’


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I been destroying my work area with rancid gas lately, it's like every 10 minutes I let out a killer cloud of hell smoke. The fabrics in this computer chair trap the smells so the chair just permanantly stinks. If somebody comes to my area to talk I quickly get up and meet them halfway because I don't want the bad looks and jokes like highschool NO! And even when i'm talking to them i feel my stomach rumbling and I aww man this is embarrisng...what to do/eat/not eat?

I love cheesesteaks


You might be lactose intolerant? So the cheesesteaks might be fukin up your stomach
 
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