I can’t wait for the days barbers become robots

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

get your head cut off by a malfunctioning robot because a human messed up your line up and made you look like larry holmes brehs

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Problems with barbers here is they have appointments but these dudes roll in half hour late talking about I had to get something to eat first

 

[Another Man]

Amazon robots always coming in the shop trying to sell you shyt with targeted ads.

And they partnered up with soundcloud to sell beats
Robots arguing over sports looking up stats and footage on the spot playing holograms like "See breh I told you, its right here!"
Robots on the sidewalk shooting dice, their altercations consist of one robot slowly walking to the other to tip it over, leaving it laying helpless like a turtle with the standing robot talking cash shyt but in the stephen hawking voice

 

[Atlrocafella]

At trying to go to a barbershop on Saturday and thinking you will have time to do anything else. I go to the shop on Thursdays or Fridays during my lunch break to get fresh for the weekend. And I also make sure I set up an appointment.

A robot will never be able to cut a black mans hair, Idgaf what you say

 

[Another Man]

get your head cut off by a malfunctioning robot because a human messed up your line up and made you look like larry holmes brehs

nikkas in there beefing so they hack a robot to push their shyt back on purpose
They google image search Sherman Helmsley in its shyt

 

[jackswstd]

And when your I’Robot barber malfunctions and fukks up your line up, or accidentally slits your throat with that straight razor

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

My barber makes appointments and I go during weekdays

 

[NSSVO]

My barbee I had for like a year made me change how I look at the hood shops. Set the appointment on an app, great cut, never wait, drinks offered, and no stopping midcut

 

[BlackAchilles]

Get a fade from the HAL 9000 breh

 

[Wild self]

nikkas in there beefing so they hack a robot to push their shyt back on purpose
They google image search Sherman Helmsley in its shyt

 

[sinistersouth]

my barber offers vip status where you can cut the line for a fee

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

You will still have to wait you know that right ?

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Get your hairline pushed back by wall-e brehs

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Nah... if they replace them with robots.. where else am I going to hear the most uninformed, outrageous sports opinions?

 

[DonRe]

@ when the robots at robocuts end up acting the same way

fukk around and the robots come out Racist as fukk talkin bout “ what is a temple fade?”
“half moon what?”

only fukk with barbers professional enough to take appointments and actually have a hairstylist license.

My barber tends to drink heavy friday and sat nights. Hence my Appts are always before that shyt starts.

always have a backup dude also. Business never personal.