"I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody....instead I'm a BUM!": The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Season Thread

[Slimkid07]

CD cookin

 

[Slimkid07]

WTF how the fukk was that not holding?
Collinsworth and them were quiet as fukk

 

[twan83]

At least run defense not as bad as last year

 

[L. Deezy]

Dallas gotta dial up some blitzes...

All Hurts doing is sending people down field so he can run it...

 

[BlueHeffner]

Eberflus is an awful coordinator


Bro didnt read the scouting report of their rb cosplaying as a qb

 

[Codeine Bryant]

CeeDee stays with the incredibly untimely drops.

Plays amazing 95% of the game and then will commit some fukkery that hurts my soul.

Spoiler

trade him they dumped Micah for less

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Micha Parsons watching hurts run all over the place

 

[MeachTheMonster]

My bad @VegetasHairline i thought this was the game thread

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Why are you all doing this to yourselves

All you’re doing is putting money in that fakkit piece of shyt Jerry Jones pocket. fukk him and this bullshyt ass team..


Nobody played on the preseason so looking at the box score it’s a no brainer they can’t stop an ant. Probably missing tackles all over the place.

 

[VegetasHairline]

My bad @VegetasHairline i thought this was the game thread

 

[nefarious]

Eberflus is gettin cooked again. What a loser.

 

[twan83]

Should make our kicker highest non paid qb in the league

 

[Broad Street Bully]

WTF how the fukk was that not holding?
Collinsworth and them were quite as fukk

I thought I was in the game thread and that you were an eagles fan I was bout to go off lmfao smh

 

[duckbutta]

Shotty with better clock management on that 1 drive that Fat Mike had in 4 years

 

[BlueHeffner]

Miles Sanders lost us this game