"I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody....instead I'm a BUM!": The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Season Thread

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Come…come to the bottom of the NFC East


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How can we have so many players on one side of the ball be ass?

Every linebacker is ass, every safety is ass, every corner is ass, every defensive end is ass

Ezeiruaku is straight ass. He look like a crash dummy getting folded on every play.

Jayden Blue is ass. Dude trying to play professional football in my 15 year old body. He look tiny out there. I could pick this dude up by the scruff of his neck and put him in my pocket. Bro averaging 1.8 yards a carry. That's Ezekiel Elliot bad. Bro can't take 3 full steps on average when he gets the ball before getting tackled.

Rico Dowddle knees are made out of the plastic you rip off a bag of trail mix and he had over 200 all purpose yards.
 
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