I cussed out a ventriloquist because his puppet was racist

[humminbird]

Nah, the puppet was Italian. The dude behind it had the 'tism.

I’m done

 

[Jcotton1]

someone is always out to get you.

 

[Duke Dixon]

It's OK. I've been wanting the puppet smoke since Night of the Living Dummy was the only Goosebumps book I actually read.

 

[Mister Terrific]

 

[Tair]

Wild story.

 

[GPBear]

This shyts hilarious, but you’re gonna have to run the fade on the puppet - can’t let that shyt slide

 

[Fiji Water]

Mom is gonna send a Pookie to finish the job.

Better watch your back.

This shyts hilarious, but you’re gonna have to run the fade on the puppet - can’t let that shyt slide

I feel like the only way I can really defend myself is if I stoop to his level and get a stronger puppet.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yall nikkas list Yall height and weight like it’s a badge of honor

 

[Oatmeal]

@Fiji Water what the momma look like though

 

[Fiji Water]

@Fiji Water what the momma look like though

Definitely out of my weight class. About 5'6". She didn't seem like she had a long reach or wingspan but with puppetry skills, who knows. I wasn't gonna risk the fight unprepared.

 

[GPBear]

I feel like the only way I can really defend myself is if I stop to his level and get a stronger puppet.

fukk that, make three puppets representing all parties involved and a miniature lip puppet then re-enact the whole scenario

 

[Fiji Water]

I forgot I made this thread. The nikka back in town, I heard. I might have to engage in some fukkery this weekend.

 

[Fiji Water]

So I missed him and his mom last time but I'm booked with the nikka again next week.

Apparently his mom been training MMA. I don't know the puppet's skill set. It's finna be lit.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

After all that, turns out he was autistic. And now his mom wanna fight me

I knew he was autistic when he rapped a full Twista verse. nikka ripped thru overnight celebrity.

so u got beef with a dummy's mommy >>

 

[Fiji Water]

so u got beef with a dummy's mommy >>

Not for long. I'm finna settle it. Beef is when I see you, a puppet goes to ICU.