I did the Dave Chappelle in a job interview today

[Formerly Black Trash]

I had a short screening interview yesterday

Anothernlqdy calls me and asks...starting from most current, list the jobs you had, the dates, and your responsibilities?

Now I lie a lot on my resume to cover gaps. So I was like

"Gimme a sec..."

I had a resume in my email but I think the one I submitted had different dates and it was on a computer I didnt have access to

I just hung up and she kept calling me back

fukk it...she sounded like she had a lot of questions

 

[EBK String]

I hung up on a job interview before

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I hung up on a job interview before

I'm not proud of this one
Could have got it

But it wasn't meant to be

 

[jdubnyce]

I had a short screening interview yesterday

Anothernlqdy calls me and asks...starting from most current, list the jobs you had, the dates, and your responsibilities?

Now I lie a lot on my resume to cover gaps. So I was like

"Gimme a sec..."

I had a resume in my email but I think the one I submitted had different dates and it was on a computer I didnt have access to

I just hung up and she kept calling me back

fukk it...she sounded like she had a lot of questions

Should've inserted the gif in your story for maximum effect

You turning down jobs in this environment?

 

[GreenGhxst]

fukk it...she sounded like she had a lot of questions

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Should've inserted the gif in your story for maximum effect

You turning down jobs in this environment?

Baby...I'm the job finesser

If I cant get a job it ain't no jobs to get

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Dawg one time I had an interview for a nice job. They gon wait till we do this whoooooooole shyt and be like "WELL I'M READY TO OFFER YOU THE POSITION. HERES WHERE YOU GO FOR YOUR HAIR FOLLICLE TEST...."

gave em the said nothing and walked the fukk out. They called me my entire 40 min ride home.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I was in bed too...I thought it was going to be a casual 15 minute interview

She talking about..I ask everyone the same questions and if I'm quiet I'm taking notes

I'm like Oh God

 

[sinistersouth]

shouldve just told her what you remembered. if she said she sees something different on the resume have her explain then go from there

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Should've inserted the gif in your story for maximum effect

You turning down jobs in this environment?

Word! I hope homie doesn't regret this a few months down the line

 

[SupremexKing]

I had a short screening interview yesterday

Anothernlqdy calls me and asks...starting from most current, list the jobs you had, the dates, and your responsibilities?

Now I lie a lot on my resume to cover gaps. So I was like

"Gimme a sec..."

I had a resume in my email but I think the one I submitted had different dates and it was on a computer I didnt have access to

I just hung up and she kept calling me back

fukk it...she sounded like she had a lot of questions

lmao was this some IT shyt?

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

lmao was this some IT shyt?

Nah just call center

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

shouldve just told her what you remembered. if she said she sees something different on the resume have her explain then go from there

I cant tell her no dates because they're all lies

I should have just said I dont remember but it caught me really off guard and I panicked

 

[Devilinurear]

I had a short screening interview yesterday

Anothernlqdy calls me and asks...starting from most current, list the jobs you had, the dates, and your responsibilities?

Now I lie a lot on my resume to cover gaps. So I was like

"Gimme a sec..."

I had a resume in my email but I think the one I submitted had different dates and it was on a computer I didnt have access to

I just hung up and she kept calling me back

fukk it...she sounded like she had a lot of questions

 

[Doobie Doo]

That's kind of weak OP. You should have still gone thru the interview process at least for practice.