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Sheeit, I can do it in less than that:

- 1 cup of the Kraft microwaveable Shells & Cheese
- 1 can of Mountain Dew
- 1 Snickers/ or 1 pack of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts (untoasted)
 

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You must be a cac...

runny eggs is what cacs eat
Water with breakfast is what cacs eat
All that bullshyt on french toast is what cacs eat
and a nikka don't eat turkey bacon unless they got high blood pressure

You a cac
 

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1. Make the following from scratch:
- Belgian waffles (with a legit waffle iron like you see restaurants use at brunch)
- chocolate syrup
- Bailey's whipped cream
- oven-cooked thick-cut bacon (from the butcher)
- 3/4 champagne + 1/4 grapefruit or cranberry juice

2. Make it all in front of her while keeping a running dialog. Don't let her help; give her that champagne cocktail to sip on while you work. Breakfast lunch or dinner - doesn't matter.

3. Serve everything right up in front of her.

4. Thank me later for what happens next.
 

KENNY DA COOKER

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stopped at turkey bacon.. bytches only bust it open for real nyggas with real pork bacon. You gon be jerking off breh:patrice:

yup... :russ:

the ONLY BYATCHES you hitting with some TURKEY BACON is some Headwrap Heffa speaking spoken word and selling oils and incense talking about she ain't trying to work for the white man which is why she ain't got no job :usure:
 

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man fukk all that ....if she a THOT...give her 8 lemon pepper wangs and a bottle of CIROC :obama:

 

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yup... :russ:

the ONLY BYATCHES you hitting with some TURKEY BACON is some Headwrap Heffa speaking spoken word and selling oils and incense talking about she ain't trying to work for the white man which is why she ain't got no job :usure:
Lmaoooo
 

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from my experience.... they give the p*ssy up wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy quicker..


If you simply ask her... " can you cook?"
Her: "yes I can cook... blah laksd;fj"
You: :rudy: "you can't cook shyt" " what type of food can you make" "aight then let me.... bhal blah"

Her: cooks for you then after you eat... just kiss her and fukk her.



You won't even really have to say anything, besides small talk.

shyt's like a 100% success rate.

That's real shyt; hoes will cook for you when you make fun of there cooking skills. I do that shyt at the job too and have hoes making food for me and have the nikkas at the job wanna be like me; flexin.

I had this one asian bytch at my job make me some boba from scratch. @Blackking Out here blessing the streets with some game yall need to honor him with some daps
 

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I am with everything except the chocolate spread. Over easy eggs :noah:

lol.. had it actually for the first time some months back.. shyt is actually good

Neptune Benedict:

Eggs Benedict (runny on the inside) over crab meat

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:noah:

crab cakes benedict :noah: :noah: I had smoked salmon Benedict Sunday at brunch.
 

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That's real shyt; hoes will cook for you when you make fun of there cooking skills. I do that shyt at the job too and have hoes making food for me and have the nikkas at the job wanna be like me; flexin.

I had this one asian bytch at my job make me some boba from scratch. @Blackking Out here blessing the streets with some game yall need to honor him with some daps
These nikkas dont listen unless u say retarded shyt...
Check out advice threads... and the don't get married threads.
Just how u got the asian bytch at work.... I could have these nikkas fukkin any chick they want and eating any meal they want.
 

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You must be a cac...

runny eggs is what cacs eat
Water with breakfast is what cacs eat
All that bullshyt on french toast is what cacs eat
and a nikka don't eat turkey bacon unless they got high blood pressure

You a cac​



stfu cac, you trying too hard out here. slap on some spf 20 and try not to turn into a tangerine​
 
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