I discovered the meal that can make any woman's panties drop

[L. Deezy]

bytches love Chipotle

 

[charmander]

Plus I don't fukks wit swine no mo.

Allah guided you to Islam?

@Slaimon we did it

 

[Maddmike]

I don't know what type of high sadity hoes you be dealing with.. This is the perfect meal to get my womens draws soakin

My nikka churches is the shyt...that fried okra

 

[TheNig]

3 slices of french toast with bananas, chocolate spread and syrup
2 eggs over easy
4 strips of turkey bacon
1 glass of cold water, with lemon



for dinner, serve at exactly 7:15 PM

If this shyt don't work...

 

[Colilluminati]

I don't know what type of high sadity hoes you be dealing with.. This is the perfect meal to get my womens draws soakin

my girl favorite meal right here$1.99 on Tuesdays I believeJust sucks I gotta ride to Gary Indiana to pick it up.

 

[newworldafro]

stopped at turkey bacon.. bytches only bust it open for real nyggas with real pork bacon. You gon be jerking off breh

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I love turkey bacon though ...

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

how the fukk do yall stomach runny eggs?

Same way they stomach 'rare' steak......................

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[TheNig]

Same way they stomach 'rare' steak......................

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What is he doing?

 

[Amy Traphouse]

how are you glazing things with tomato sauce?

Dude poured rotel tomato sauce over shrimp and called it glazed

 

[Nintendough]

Allah guided you to Islam?

@Slaimon we did it

My brother

 

[mannyrs13]

Looks like a "cooking with @flea" meal. Breh influencing others to follow his recipes.

 

[Blackking]

from my experience.... they give the p*ssy up wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy quicker..


If you simply ask her... " can you cook?"
Her: "yes I can cook... blah laksd;fj"
You: "you can't cook shyt" " what type of food can you make" "aight then let me.... bhal blah"

Her: cooks for you then after you eat... just kiss her and fukk her.



You won't even really have to say anything, besides small talk.

shyt's like a 100% success rate.

 

[Stinky Diver]

What is he doing?

The Okey Shuffle

 

[Stinky Diver]

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I love turkey bacon though ...

 

[Milk N Cookies]

3 slices of french toast with bananas, chocolate spread and syrup
2 eggs over easy
4 strips of turkey bacon
1 glass of cold water, with lemon



for dinner, serve at exactly 7:15 PM

But I like my eggs scrambled. And the chocolate syrup can wait til later....