I do literally nothing at my job

[Steve Piffler]

I'm probably not the only one

nope. you're not...

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

be killin nikkaz in 2k all day

2k in the morning Madden after my lunch break

 

[Rawtid]

Don't worry about me breh I'm software engineer working for a big corporation, the pay is good, but i'm spending hours looking at the office or walking up and downstairs just to let know my cacs boss i'm doing something

It's not the pay that concerns me, you're just wasting valuable time. At least be putting together a business plan or networking. Reading up on the latest trends in your industry which can shape your next career move. The only purpose of a job, well working for someone else, outside of an income is to obtain marketable skills for your resume so you can move on to the next.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

lol youre lucky, i got sexually harrased today it was my fault though i mean no man should let another man massage him i shoulda seen the signs.

Come up off that story breh

 

[XII]

This is a golden opportunity. Don't waste it.

 

[Miggs]

Ive had jobs like that before and as ive gotten older ive realized short term getting paid to do nothing is dope but after awhile you develop a laziness thats hard to break when you actually do have to work...

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I once had a job like that. Bragged about it. Got laid off.

Karma is a bytch.

 

[KOOL-AID]

lol youre lucky, i got sexually harrased today it was my fault though i mean no man should let another man massage him i shoulda seen the signs.

nikka what?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

Same, except I do it from home. Have been doing this since about 2013. It's cool breh but let me tell you, when you do finally get tired of it, finding a new job is tough when you haven't been doing shyt for almost 3 years.
The interviews I've gone to in the last couple months...

Interviewer: So, tell me what a typical day for you consists of...
Me:

It sucks man. I'm completely out of touch with my career because I wanted to sit at home and play video games for the last 3 years. At least I'm making good money. Wish I had some office bytches to fukk tho or some professional satisfaction. .

 

[QuavoFlow]

2k in the morning Madden after my lunch break

i light nikkaz up wit the panthers

 

[EARFQUAKE]

nikka what?

Everyone brushing past that comment like it's nothing

 

[-DMP-]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

are you me?

work for the DoD brehs.

 

[STEVE]

i feel this thread. i am going to start working on a better plan.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Same, except I do it from home. Have been doing this since about 2013. It's cool breh but let me tell you, when you do finally get tired of it, finding a new job is tough when you haven't been doing shyt for almost 3 years.
The interviews I've gone to in the last couple months...

Interviewer: So, tell me what a typical day for you consists of...
Me:

It sucks man. I'm completely out of touch with my career because I wanted to sit at home and play video games for the last 3 years. At least I'm making good money. Wish I had some office bytches to fukk tho or some professional satisfaction. .

u probably don't deserve the job if u can't even bother to come up with some good lies in the interview

 

[Rawtid]

Same, except I do it from home. Have been doing this since about 2013. It's cool breh but let me tell you, when you do finally get tired of it, finding a new job is tough when you haven't been doing shyt for almost 3 years.
The interviews I've gone to in the last couple months...

Interviewer: So, tell me what a typical day for you consists of...
Me:

It sucks man. I'm completely out of touch with my career because I wanted to sit at home and play video games for the last 3 years. At least I'm making good money. Wish I had some office bytches to fukk tho or some professional satisfaction. .

Which is why I was encouraging OP to do something. That's not the type of job I'd want to get used to. That's one third of your day wasted.