I Dont Believe In Astrology: Offical F Xbox ScorpiHoe Thread

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This is a thread dedicated to why the Xbox ScorpiHoe is a joke and destined to be flop Filth. Why it deserves hate and why microsoft is a shyt company. If Microsoft has any brains they will parlay this into a next gen console and abandon this gen altogether. But why? Because sony won and Microsoft Lauced already
I'm enamored, not by the facts which is displayed here but the sheer brusk of said facts.

November 10th, our console will be in the homes of many, even those who profess otherwise. It is with unwavering accuracy that we will absolutely crush the remaining hope that other company still clings to. The heels of my boots are mere inches from bungling fingers. "Next year next year"

Too late my friend.
 

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I'm enamored, not by the facts which is displayed here but the sheer brusk of said facts.

November 10th, our console will be in the homes of many, even those who profess otherwise. It is with unwavering accuracy that we will absolutely crush the remaining hope that other company still clings to. The heels of my boots are mere inches from bungling fingers. "Next year next year"

Too late my friend.
They still have hope. They still have dreams. Visions that VAPORWARE, a system that exists on a piece of Paper, has hope of being the voice of a generation thats already chosen their hero. Xbots clinging to pure idiocy and imagination to somehow spin facts of their demise into a W. Just stop, just give up. ScorpiHOE will be LUCKY to do xbox 1s numbers. Maybe after a price drop, but oooooooooo, by then? The war drums and distant march of PS5 coming over the hill with the sunset at its back will be there to put Microsofts Lights out for good.

and im glad. :blessed:
 

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Random Internet nerd says

Yeah, failed article.
The Xbox One S can't even output 1080p for gaming "but it does 4k movies!"
It just makes all of us remember the launch of the Xbox One where it was all about TV! TV, TV! Kinect!! Kinect!! and DRM DRM DRM.
We rather just forget the console and just move on to the Scorpio.
 

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It does, read the comment more carefully.
Im just pointing out the fact that if a person wants to see a huge graphical leap, PS4Pro delivers that more than scorpio in over a year's time. By then people have seen things that make the scorpio a slight bump in graphics.

Im not saying scorpio isnt powerful. Although all we know is the "6tfps" claim.
 

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Scorpio probably gonna look like a damn subwoofer in your living room

Is anyone concerned about how big the Scorpio is going to be? I mean its actual, physical size.

The PS4 Pro is bigger than the standard PS4 because the extra power causes more heat so it needs better cooling. Wouldn't that cause a more powerful console to be even bigger? 6Tf, 12Gb RAM. I just imagine it's gonna be this big, clunky, expensive, hot, loud machine. One of my biggest reasons for not getting into gaming on a PC is the size/aesthetics, price, heat and power consumption that all grow in tandem the more powerful you make it.
Scorpio might really look like a PC.
 

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I'm saying power doesn't always equal a large size.
In 2017 it does sorry little fella. You gonna be good with your console that looks like 2 boxes of cereal stacked on top of each other and sounds like an industrial fan trying to do native 4k
 

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In 2017 it does sorry little fella. You gonna be good with your console that looks like 2 boxes of cereal stacked on top of each other and sounds like an industrial fan trying to do native 4k

No it doesn't. Case in point PS4 was stronger than XB1 yet is way more compact. Modern chips for example are made on smaller nodes for size, performance, and heat's sake. Manufacturing and its current capabilities and limitations decides the size not the power.

I don't buy consoles.

A large computer from the 70s is stronger than the ones today because of the size brehs. :mjlol: :mjlol:
 

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No it doesn't. Case in point PS4 was stronger than XB1 yet is way more compact. Modern chips for example are made on smaller nodes for size, performance, and heat's sake. Manufacturing and its current capabilities and limitations decides the size not the power.

I don't buy consoles.

A large computer from the 70s is stronger than the ones today because of the size brehs. :mjlol: :mjlol:
Hopefully by the time scorpio drops they can fit it in a ps pro.
 
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