*In the future*
Cop: "You have the right to an attorney, if you can't find one, we'll get you one."
*Later*
@String Bell: "So what happened? Be honest with me so I can help defend you.
"
Perp: "Man, so I (insert crimes)
, but they saying I (insert more crimes) too.
"
@String Bell: "Damn, I wish I was like you
I coulda had some charges and fukked up my life too but I went this #EliteLawSchool and now look at me... Moderately successful, reminiscing on how I could be even worse than my professional peers
"
Perp: "You tryna trade places foreal breh?
GUARDS!!
"
Cop: "You have the right to an attorney, if you can't find one, we'll get you one."
*Later*
@String Bell: "So what happened? Be honest with me so I can help defend you.
"Perp: "Man, so I (insert crimes)
, but they saying I (insert more crimes) too.
"@String Bell: "Damn, I wish I was like you
I coulda had some charges and fukked up my life too but I went this #EliteLawSchool and now look at me... Moderately successful, reminiscing on how I could be even worse than my professional peers
"Perp: "You tryna trade places foreal breh?
GUARDS!!
"
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I've been busy trying to get my life together. shyt is hard.
