*a few days later......waking up*
him: two of my teeth loose....the fukk!!!

her: you been sleep for a few days baby.

him: I dont remember shyt.....let me hop online.

her: no internet......please stay off the net!!!!!

him: what happened???

her: just promise to stay offline.

him: where is my damn phone and macbook??

her: I.....I put it up for you.

him: bytch you going through my shyt?

her: bytch???.......watch yo mutha fukkin tone hoe.

him: hoe.....bytch i'll whoop.

her: so you wanna jump on me but mike dropped yo ass.

him: fukk is you talmbout.

her: here yo phone nikka.....2.5 million hits on worldstar.

him: wait......he knocked me out.

her: knocked you out,carried you off and then manhandled my tittys.

him: 2.5 million hits huh?

her: i'm going over him and tina house in a few to hang.

him: i'm going to......me and that nikka gotta talk.

her: naw......you stay home and relax.......dont wait up.