I don't tip the pizzaman

[HookersandIceCream]

Most places wont fukk up your food
But you will get your pizza a lot slower

 

[KOohbt]

I'm still wondering why they get tips. I mean I tip them but thats so my food won't be fukked with. I did deliverys and there isn't a reason to get tipped. I always was like I don't deserve this at all but thanks. Lol

 

[Patriarch]

What kinda damn fools would order from a place or spend money on something if they thought
there was even a remote possibility that someone would sptit in or do other devilish things to their food? Stop eating out and stop having white people prepare your food.

 

[Shogun]

I delivered pizzas for a while. You need tips to make it worthwhile.
People who don't tip are selfish c*nts

 

[benjamin]

A friend of mine from hs who worked for papa Johns said he would write down addresses of people who didn't tip and the next time they ordered he'd blow snot buggers all over the pizza, he cough up mucus spit and spit in the middle and rub it on the crust...one time he said he dug in his asss and wiped shyt on someone's hot wings..he told me to always tip...regardless I always tip, its just the right thing to do. If you don't tip, you are wrong but I also told my boy he's wrong for all he did..id beat yo azzz I find out u did that to my food tip or not..

 

[the cac mamba]

yo, these dudes are fukkin BUYING GAS to drive it there

a delivery owes a tip more than a waiter. i never order delivery ill go get it myself

 

[Sampson]

I guess if you don't know the spit is there, it won't bother you.

 

[Stir Fry]

I always tip.

Just the tip?

 

[Scuti]

nikkas think they got me cause they wipe snot over my pizzacrust

nah nikka i just got a free topping!!

Spoiler

im sorry yall its late i should be heading to bed

 

[Ziggiy]

I always tip Waiters and Pizzamen...

I NEVER tip taxi drivers though. fukk I need to give you a tip for DRIVING for there's no real customer service in that, half the time I gotta direct them muthafukkas where to go anyway...

 

[MJ Truth]

a delivery fee doesnt go to the driver. good luck eating your cold spitcum pizza

He's not gonna know he's not getting a tip until after he's already given you the pizza dumbass.

 

[TRFG]

What kinda damn fools would order from a place or spend money on something if they thought
there was even a remote possibility that someone would sptit in or do other devilish things to their food? Stop eating out and stop having white people prepare your food.

Yeah Pizza is one food you don't wanna eat out. Most cooks don't wash their hands, knead the dough while wearing jewelry and 99% of pizza makers don't wear hair hats

But hey, it's a big part of American culture

 

[Ego Noir]

a delivery fee doesnt go to the driver. good luck eating your cold spitcum pizza

My thoughts exactly. Came here to say that I hope he enjoys the taste of spit if he's a repeat customer.

So basically both you nikkas tip, by force


I fail to see how that as grown men you're not embarrassed to admit the reasons you tip is in fear of what they'll do to you.

How the fukk did a GRATUITY end up with you nikkas FEARING not tipping.

Do you not respect yourselves?

 

[I AM WARHOL]

I tip if i feel like the service was tip worthy. If you are 10 mins late you arent getting a tip

 

[Ego Noir]

If u cant tip, u should cook your own damn meal

Tipping doesn't pay for the food dumbass.