I don't understand curling

[manyfaces]

im High as shyt now, and for some reason these questions got me dying laughing.

This how I'm feeling. Like i completely understand the game, but these questions making hella sense right now lol

 

[ThaRealness]

Watch curling on shrooms thank me later

This idea is stupid dope

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

I forgot I made this thread and was going to make it again last night

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

Its not about who has the most rocks in the circles

The team with the closest rock to the center gets the points

However many rocks you have closest to the center before the opposing teams closest rock is how many points you get

That is why strategy is so critical. You could be getting stomped the entire frame, but if your last throw allows you to be closest, the other team scores nothing

Its why these teams all throw 'guardian' rocks and shyt

I enjoy the strategy although I don't grasp it completely

I watched one of my first matches this go around high as fukk and came in about halfway through a round, and I thought one team gets to just put a cockblock disc directly in the middle and the teams rotate who gets to do that.

Didn't realize some teams start off doing that to play defense

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

I dont even understand the point of the luge and bobsled. Just making up sports and shyt. Like who has a fukkin bobsled course in their community?

I liked watching luge as a kid. Thought it would be cool to try and luge with a skateboard on my friends street who lived on a hill. Started going, fast, tried to turn and rolled about 6 times. Shredded my new pants.