I feel violated every time I do yard york

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Idk bro, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out of you are practicing BJ's at home or BJJ :troll:


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I live in Florida. Every time I do yard work I have seeds stuck all over clothes and body. I just cut down a tree and I picked hundreds of sticky greens seeds off my self. All on my socks, plants, flip-flops, hands, neck, everywhere. :hhh: fukk plantlife in Florida.
You're clearly doing it wrong breh.

Whatever you see those Mexicans do, copy that.

They out there everyday with the shyts.

I wear jeans, a long sleeve, a hat, gloves, and old man shoes.
 

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I live in Florida. Every time I do yard work I have seeds stuck all over clothes and body. I just cut down a tree and I picked hundreds of sticky greens seeds off my self. All on my socks, plants, flip-flops, hands, neck, everywhere. :hhh: fukk plantlife in Florida.
Lazy as shyt. What kinda man complains about yard work.

Doing yard work in flip flops. You aren't at the beach. You are not a man.

If you were handling regular maintenance it probably wouldn't be so bad but of course a clown like you does seasonable upkeep. Hands probably don't have a single callous. May as well be shaking hands with cotton candy. Poosay
 

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Detroit You bytch Ass nikka
You're clearly doing it wrong breh.

Whatever you see those Mexicans do, copy that.

They out there everyday with the shyts.

I wear jeans, a long sleeve, a hat, gloves, and old man shoes.
Bro walking up to nikkas advertising his work in a full work outfit with some damn flip flops on. "I can knock that shyt out right now bro" lookin ass nikka. Homeboy hands on hardware ass nikka.

I wish a nikka would pull up for a full ass yard job with some flip flops on :russ:
 

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Detroit You bytch Ass nikka
Lazy as shyt. What kinda man complains about yard work.

Doing yard work in flip flops. You aren't at the beach. You are not a man.

If you were handling regular maintenance it probably wouldn't be so bad but of course a clown like you does seasonable upkeep. Hands probably don't have a single callous. May as well be shaking hands with cotton candy. Poosay
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Pay some damn kids man what type of savages are y'all :picard:. I cut my own grass but I always pay kids to shovel and rake leaves

That's me time breh, believe it or not. Just like washing a car...a stress reliever. Plus my kids ain't old enough.
 

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They have these sticky ass seeds that come in these chain-pod things or they break off solo and stick to your clothes and body, so it’s like plants nut all over you when you work in the yard.
 
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