I find myself looking for love. WTF is wrong wiith me?

[Peruvian Connect]

I'm not gay. ANyway I be driving down the street and I see a guy and girl and a baby. And I be like damn thats beautiful. I used to never give a fukk about none of that. Then I be out with thesebytches and see dudes with chicks and they all boo lovin, while I'm looking at my bytch like, you stink bytch. She don't really stink, but I ddon't like her enough for that boo lovin shyt.

 

[Singh]

your biological clock is ticking

anyway go get a new bytch, sounds like your girl ain't worthy of your "love"

 

[The Nigerian]

I really want a kid. I actually want several, all over the world. But only if I can raise them via Skype. I don't want to be around the madness all the time.