I found a condom wrapper under the seat of my homie's wife's car as we were cleaning it out

[Krazy]

Tell TheColi but dont tell the homie

 

[Phitz]

OP maybe the condom is yours. I can not see an sense in doing what you did. Either way you look at it, you broke some major man laws and your card needs to be snatched.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

You took the time to list all your coli buddies in your sig but can't even be a true friend in real life?

Should've said to your homie when u saw the wrapper, I thought u couldn't wear magnums?

 

[SupaHotIce]

Lol yall nikkas think everything is so gay shyt is hilarious. Grow up you insecure ass nikkas. Omg dat nikka told me he only wears briefs instead of boxers that nikka gay! You people are clowns. Op you're a fsggot for not telling him.

Yeah nothing is gay to you when you make dikk threads everyday

 

[unit321]

My nikka asked me if i wanted to roll wit him to the car wash to clean his wife's car out. I was like "cool"
We up at the car wash lookin like
and I'm cleaning under the seat and I see

I quickly grab it and throw it in the trash. I know it's not his(he will tell you magnums are too big for him). I just couldn't bring myself to show it to him.
We get back to their crib and he says "We cleaned out your car and washed it, bae." She hugged and kissed him and said "Thanks, hun!!!"
I just looked at her like
It's rare for a woman to be sloppy wit their cheating, but damn, y'all are some good actors. The way she thanked him for cleaning her car, you wouldn't suspect that she'd be a cheater.

1. It is not known to her that you know he doesn't use Magnums. So, you should have tried to pull it off all cool like, and displayed the wrapper and be like, "What's this? You crazy kids." And pretend laugh it off. THEN, watch for her reaction.
If she's like, "Aww, no" look like "she was busted", then your friend has been cheated on.
If she's like, "Oops..." look like "guilty laughter", then your friend has been cheated on.

If she gives you the silent look of "I don't know what to say because if her husband finds out, she's dead" , then your friend has been cheated on.

If she grabs the wrapper from you and says "Don't tell him anything" , then your friend has been cheated on.

If she thinks you planted it for fun, , then ya boy been sleeping around and used a Magnum because if he gets caught, then he can always make the claim that he doesn't use Magnums because they are too large. He was thinking two steps ahead to cover his behind... but he got a little sloppy and left the wrapper.

Now that it's all in the past, you are going to have to come face to face with your homey and tell him you found a Magnum wrapper in his vehicle while cleaning it out.

 

[Brozay]

@Buckeye Fever

 

[B. Pumpaveli]

 

[beenz]

I would NEVER do my homie like that!

Because I'm married.

so basically you're the a$$hole cuz you threw it out. what kinda friend are you?

 

[Cowboyz89]

To save him the embarrassment of me knowing I would move the condom to the side he was cleaning and let him find himself.

 

[whknorth]

Why you know your man condom size my g?

Man u made me spill my beer.

 

[Super Ramon]

Blackmail his wife

 

[Black Cac]

I would NEVER do my homie like that!

Because I'm married.

So if you weren't you would

 

[Buckeye Fever]

so basically you're the a$$hole cuz you threw it out. what kinda friend are you?

You live on the southside of chicago, yet you dont have any gang affiliation. I'd be careful how you talk to me.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Youz a fukk boi for not alerting your mans. Letting a nikka have his ignorant bliss now may fukk him up later when he find out himself and he fukk around and murder ole girl.

 

[C-NICE]

It probably was his and he put you to the test Have you been hanging around his wife at all buck he might be on to you he was like yea come help me clean my wife's car "plants wrapper for you to find" hey buck you all clean on your side and we good right