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No more PAWGs, PLEASE??!!!??
Should've called him a wanker.
I Fried a Karen Yesterday, Wanna Hear About it?
- Thread starter ™BlackPearl The Empress™
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Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Good jobYesterday I was just not in the mood and a British Yt Male Karen picked the right one.
To make a long story short, we were gassing up our company vehicles. We literally go to this gas station daily and I have had multipe conversations with the owner. He loves that we come.
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But I get there and start helping a driver.
Out of nowhere I hear this grating sound...
"Why are all these company vehicles parked at the petrol stations?"
I look up and see chubby Timothy Longbottom of Wellington on the other side of the pump.
I ignore him. He asks about 2 more times before I engage.
Me: You don't see me standing here helping him get gas? Obviously they are getting gas.
The tosser: Well I had to wait 10 minutes to get gas
Me: That’s not my problem
The tosser (getting angry): IT IS YOUR PROBLEM!
Me: It’s not and I don't have to explain anything to you
The tosser: I am just trying to understand what is going on
Me: No, you are just trying to be a Karen and be in my business. Like I said, I'm not explaining anything to you
The tosser: I ONLY ASK B/C I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE!!!
Me: You don't care about anyone but yourself which is why feel the need to harass working class people trying to do their jobs. I suggest you continue with your day.
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This man turn into a tomato
He was mad as fukk and just started walking in circles furious.
At this point, I was standing there with the driver (it's his first day and breh looks like a deer in headlights). But his trainer is in the truck and she (brehette) now decides to add commentary.
"And he was knocking on all our windows!!!"
So I'm grilling his ass, she's grilling his ass. He looks at both of us and decides to get this ass back in the car. Before he gets there another driver (breh) comes up.
"Is there a problem?"
Now all 3 of us are grilling him. He drops his keys and damn near breaks his neck getting into the car. He's so shook he tries to maneuver his car to take a picture of the vehicles but just can't get it right. Even drops his phone in the car.
"I say to him. I can record too."
I pull out my phone and he speeds out of the station but not before I get the name and phone number of the company vehicle he was in.
Before he's down the street I make a formal complaint to his manager.
Then us BP go back to minding our business.
The end.
How many WM have you knocked out?
I looked up the British insults after the fact. Now I know at least 5 so I'm prepared next time.
Wait what backstory pleaseJust because ya'll don't have the heart to check a cac doesn't mean the rest of us are soft. I pulled the video from my work phone and edited out the number and plates
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You forget I'm the only person on this forum who ever went upside another members head.
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I'm being a supercilious scallywag.
Pardon.
But anyways, Good on ya', lass, handlin' that spot of bother.
However, be mindful that white British blokes are inherently cowardly and are prone to throwing bleach/acid at Petrol stations when accosted.
Always be mindful of the limey cowards, luv. You don't wanna catch GBH innit?
Pardon.
But anyways, Good on ya', lass, handlin' that spot of bother.
However, be mindful that white British blokes are inherently cowardly and are prone to throwing bleach/acid at Petrol stations when accosted.
Always be mindful of the limey cowards, luv. You don't wanna catch GBH innit?
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The Realist Perspective
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Just because ya'll don't have the heart to check a cac doesn't mean the rest of us are soft. I pulled the video from my work phone and edited out the number and plates
20250830_105810
You forget I'm the only person on this forum who ever went upside another members head.
Video ain’t working. And who head you went upside?
This was YEARS ago and a lot of the threads have been deleted but here is a few joke threads about it.Wait what backstory please
Yall Brehttas Better Not Smack This Nìgga @Trill Russell
A brehette I was hanging out with a month ago definitely deserved to get hit after slapping me in the middle of a bar. Thankfully, I showed restraint and left the bar immediately. He aint gonna spare yall :mjlol:
www.thecoli.com
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-...-he-gets-accused-of-harassing-females.590314/
It works just fine.Video ain’t working. And who head you went upside?
Kornball The Conqueror
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Pearl you out here snacking nikkas around that's crazyThis was YEARS ago and a lot of the threads have been deleted but here is a few joke threads about it.
Yall Brehttas Better Not Smack This Nìgga @Trill Russell
A brehette I was hanging out with a month ago definitely deserved to get hit after slapping me in the middle of a bar. Thankfully, I showed restraint and left the bar immediately. He aint gonna spare yall :mjlol:
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-...-he-gets-accused-of-harassing-females.590314/
He started it
He started itPearl you out here snacking nikkas around that's crazy
The God Poster
LWO representa
In my life or as an adult? lol
Only been into like 3 real fights as an adult. One of em was a creh
I see your toxic ass getting in your feelings tho. No harm was meant lol
We know you got a short fuse
Georgiamuscle
Superstar
fukk that yuck mouth, entitled cac. Salute 