I fukked a hooker today :banderas:

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They are both processed, microwave food. Both are going to kill you. Would be nice to have some home cooking, but this forum has an agenda against marriage. Some of the posters are weird.
:childplease:You never made homemade potatoes, chicken-fried steak, and corn? That ain't processed, that is hard work. He got a bargain for 20 minutes or more of sex, but
for 5 minutes? She was a TV dinner. Quick and dirty, and not worth bragging about. A struggle slut.

I don't know bout the #GMB crowd, though.
 
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But
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at paying $30.
 

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bytch got knocked up and became a millionaire. My sweet ashley.
And all she had to do was be apart of a HUGE scandal that damn near buried a man.
Young, pretty, and unscrupulous. And she got rewarded for it.
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True story

I paid $20.00 to get rode by a prostitute in a club in Tijuana. The catch was I had to buy her shots as well. So as she was riding my dikk she kept stopping and the bartender would open the curtain and pour her $10 shots. I had to pay before she would throw that ass back. By the time I nutted the shyt ended up costing my $20 for a bytch to ride me and $80 for shots. :sadcam:

I think that nikka was pouring her juice :rudy: Aint no way in hell she could've downed that many shots in 5 minutes.
 

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True story

I paid $20.00 to get rode by a prostitute in a club in Tijuana. The catch was I had to buy her shots as well. So as she was riding my dikk she kept stopping and the bartender would open the curtain and pour her $10 shots. I had to pay before she would throw that ass back. By the time I nutted the shyt ended up costing my $20 for a bytch to ride me and $80 for shots. :sadcam:

I think that nikka was pouring her juice :rudy: Aint no way in hell she could've downed that many shots in 5 minutes.
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True story

I paid $20.00 to get rode by a prostitute in a club in Tijuana. The catch was I had to buy her shots as well. So as she was riding my dikk she kept stopping and the bartender would open the curtain and pour her $10 shots. I had to pay before she would throw that ass back. By the time I nutted the shyt ended up costing my $20 for a bytch to ride me and $80 for shots. :sadcam:

I think that nikka was pouring her juice :rudy: Aint no way in hell she could've downed that many shots in 5 minutes.
Mexicans can really drink breh, but it aint tricking if you got it right?:troll:
 
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