I fuxxed up last night....

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Next time a chick is letting you grab and kiss on her go for the kill son.

fukk them feelings and expressing yourself and all that other bullshyt.
 

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:ufdup::ufdup::ufdup:YOU fukkED UP BY TEXTING HER
ITS OVER
SHOULDA BLAMED IT ON THE DRANK N NEVER BROUGHT IT UP TILL SHE DOES
LIKE U DONT REMEMBER NOTHING
ROOKIE MISTAKE
 

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I haven't been on here that much lately but I gotta tell this to someone yall, my roommate left for home about an hour ago :mjcry: If you don't give a fukk than the exit is right up there.

So I been talking to this girl for a while, lets call her Michelle. We been flirting for a while, texting and calling all the time. She goes to my college so I see her almost every day. Honestly I was borderline friendzoned up until last night, now the futures up in the air.

*I'm still drunk. I'll make it short*

So we're at this party last night and we got fukkedddd up. Smoking and drinking (I almost thizzed :mjlol:). We kept going up to the bathroom and she was bringing me outside talking. I'm like :comeon: I'm done talking let's make it happen but whatever I'll wait it out and go for it when the time is right.

But this party was sloppy as fukk. We'd go up to the bathroom and my other drunk friend let's call her Gina, came up crying about some dude who WASN'T EVEN AT THE PARTY :dahell: we had to talk her off the cliff TWICE.

But regardless of all the shyt happening I kept making moves, I was grabbing her hips, holding her hand, play fighting, hugging, even a kiss after the first time we talked to Gina.

So then I go outside with my homie Darren and walk these girls to an uber. Gone for 5 minutes tops. Come back in the party and this Michelle is dancing with some other guy :patrice:

We had literally been kicking it the whole night. I'm thinking what the fukk :leostare:

Was I so deep in the friendzone that all the shyt I did didn't mean anything to her?

I didn't think so

I go to the bathroom downstairs. Look at myself in the mirror.

"You aren't a bytch stealth. Michelle is your girl, fukk that other nikka. Go out there grab her hand, take her to the upstairs bathroom and make the move you should have an hour ago"


So I did.

Grabbed her hand, took her upstairs and.... fukking told her I liked her :snoop: :why: :mindblown:

Remember at this point I'm thoroughly wasted and I kinda have feelings for this girl. My thought process was don't treat her like a smash piece, give her the chance to say something to validate how I'm feeling before I go in for the real kiss.

But nah.

She says "Ohh I've seen this before, tell me when your sober :usure:"

Well fukk I wasn't expecting that..... :sadcam: I didn't know what to say brehs.....

I just was like I know you've been feeling the same way, I can't be the only one.

"Tell me when your sober :usure:"

We left the bathroom and I drove (:lupe:) home.

I just texted her this morning telling her to call me about last night.

I still don't know what the fukk to say.

I fukked up.

:laff: L
 

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You should have just pulled your d!ck out. I'm very serious. Just pull your d!ck out next time, grab her hand and place it on your hard D1ck. Pause. Fukk talking and expressing your feelings. What's more expressive than a hard d!ck on her palm? Nothing.
 

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You should have just pulled your d!ck out. I'm very serious. Just pull your d!ck out next time, grab her hand and place it on your hard D1ck. Pause. Fukk talking and expressing your feelings. What's more expressive than a hard d!ck on her palm? Nothing.


This right here

Next time pull it out look at her and say "so what are we going to do about this"
 

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shes coming over today :wow: :wow: :wow:

i went for the gusto and shes feeling it brehs

dont want to get cuffed tho :lupe:

ill post proof if i can
 

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So you could've hit but fukked it up by talking too much :bryan:
 

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just remembered this happened to me when I was younger

but anyone who knew me well enough knew I am more often drunk than not:hmm:
 
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