I got a gambling problem

[DrunkenNovice]

I can't do sports bettng (then again I dont really know any systems)

I feel like I need a physical influence on my L's

 

[Higher Tech]

The last three nights I lost over 300 dollars playing blackjack and keep telling myself every hand going to be my last hand but keep going back to it. WTF I going to go broke at this pace but keep seeing myself able to come out on top but it never happens

I bet you dont..

 

[-InFeRnO-]

gambling is for the weak

 

[DrunkenNovice]

gambling is for the weak

Why do you say that?

 

[-InFeRnO-]

Why do you say that?

i should rephrase

anyone with a gambling problem is weak

control yourself

 

[kingstl]

I signed myself off casino's here in Missouri and Illinois

now I go to Tunica but thats only like twice a year ...but im still winning cuz i was losing my ass on them casinos

 

[Ghost of $oCal]

Well at least you still got your Coli Ca$h.

 

[R.O. Double]

I got over my addiction. I used to be going hard on the dice. I onced fukked around and lost over $200 in a single game. I didn't realize it until i got home and noticed that i gambled away my cable bill money. shyt made me smoke a cigarette when i wasn't a cig smoker.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

you ever hear the story about


THE MONKEY PLAYING BLACKJACK @ the Mirage In VEGAS

the story is.....


the monkey would win more times on avg than a person playin because the MONKEY COULDNT HIT... therefore he never beat himself..


look it up.. its a true story

 

[DrunkenNovice]

I got over my addiction. I used to be going hard on the dice. I onced fukked around and lost over $200 in a single game. I didn't realize it until i got home and noticed that i gambled away my cable bill money. shyt made me smoke a cigarette when i wasn't a cig smoker.

Spoiler

I posted in that "dumb shyt you've done" thread about how I took out a loan to go gamble with in the casino, but I won

 

[chopchop702]

I'm a dealer at a very high end resort on the Vegas strip.

I dont advise gambling at all, but at least educate yourself to the fullest to give yourself the best odds.

In blackjack lets say you have an Ace and Seven (Soft 18). The dealer is showing a nine. Did you know you are actually supposed to hit?

I cant tell you how many people play a game like Blackjack so badly. The casino averages about a 18% return on the game while the house edge is actually less than 1% if you play correctly.

And to the craps players, what the hell are you doing placing bets in the middle of the table. Stop throwing your money away

 

[Yung Yogurt]

if u aren't good at blackjack, try roulette (the russian version)

 

[DrunkenNovice]

I'm a dealer at a very high end resort on the Vegas strip.

I dont advise gambling at all, but at least educate yourself to the fullest to give yourself the best odds.

In blackjack lets say you have an Ace and Seven (Soft 18). The dealer is showing a nine. Did you know you are actually supposed to hit?

I cant tell you how many people play a game like Blackjack so badly. The casino averages about a 18% return on the game while the house edge is actually less than 1% if you play correctly.

And to the craps players, what the hell are you doing placing bets in the middle of the table. Stop throwing your money away

Whats the average dealer making out there....

Spoiler

I heard 30k

should I feel bad because I really dont like tippin yall?

 

[the cool]

I'm a dealer at a very high end resort on the Vegas strip.

I dont advise gambling at all, but at least educate yourself to the fullest to give yourself the best odds.

In blackjack lets say you have an Ace and Seven (Soft 18). The dealer is showing a nine. Did you know you are actually supposed to hit?

I cant tell you how many people play a game like Blackjack so badly. The casino averages about a 18% return on the game while the house edge is actually less than 1% if you play correctly.

And to the craps players, what the hell are you doing placing bets in the middle of the table. Stop throwing your money away

man i need to learn blackjack rules. if i have 12 and the dealer is showing a 5 should i stay? why would i hit when i have a soft 18?

 

[marcuz]

I'm a dealer at a very high end resort on the Vegas strip.

I dont advise gambling at all, but at least educate yourself to the fullest to give yourself the best odds.

In blackjack lets say you have an Ace and Seven (Soft 18). The dealer is showing a nine. Did you know you are actually supposed to hit?

I cant tell you how many people play a game like Blackjack so badly. The casino averages about a 18% return on the game while the house edge is actually less than 1% if you play correctly.

yeah, but it's not always a single player that fukks it up


being at a table with 3-4 other people is a sure fire way to fukk ya shyt up IMO. i like to play me vs dealer, so i can things that would normally upset the table. like if the dealers showing a 4-6, and i have a 20 -- i'll split that shyt