I got a girlfriend and the classic problem of hoes popping up started immediately. :snoop:

[Fiji Water]

My dumbass forgot about this shyt because I ain't been in a relationship for a couple years. And even the dating I've done has been casual. Like fling for a month or catching up with a shorty when her main on some bullshyt type of time. Regular single shyt.

Aight, so I was talking to two chicks for about 4-5 months. Still casual. One became a dope ass friend and I cuffed the other. Both got big ol butts. Not relevant to anything but I'm adding that to the post. Cuz like, damn. This woman got a textbook donk.

Anyway, after some more focused quality time and outings, I start to see that she's really good for me and we get along. And then it happened...

She asked me to make it official on Facebook.

I don't really use the site so I had no problem with it. And I let her know I'm not gonna start. She just wanted to do it. And since it mattered to her I did it.

Nígga... That first day I had throats and oats that I forgot about hitting me up. And I been dealing with the new BF energy since. Real folks know. Soon as you cuff, chicks just be coming out of nowhere. I tried to get some tamales and this lady was tryna press up on me which is messed up because I really like buying fruit and stuff, but I can't be her man.

I know it will pass but how do y'all deal with this? Why do women be like this?

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Social media...... explains it all....... when they can have you as an option any longer then they can't let you be happy with someone else........ it's an evil world we live in........ don't fall for the trash box breh.........

 

[Vandelay]

One of those weird laws of attraction.

People want what they can't have.

Had an old coworker tell me she wanted to fukk with me even though she knew I had girlfriend. I paused on it because I'm not a cheater by nature. Fast forward 5-6 months, I've since broke up with my girl and then she proceeded to tell me you're probably too fresh to be jumping into something new.

 

[Fiji Water]

One of those weird laws of attraction.

People want what they can't have.

Had an old coworker tell me she wanted to fukk with me even though she knew I had girlfriend. I paused on it because I'm not a cheater by nature. Fast forward 5-6 months, I've since broke up with my girl and then she proceeded to tell me you're probably too fresh to be jumping into something new.

I laugh because I've had that type of situation happen. I've learned my lesson about generalizing women; or anyone for that matter.

But that right there is the classic shenanigans I'm talking about.

Bruh, It's a corner store I go to on the regular. I literally buy the same few items every time. FOR YEARS.

Got a new girl and this cashier that I've seen since probably 2015 randomly said today "You look so young!" and deadass struck up a conversation. This is the most she's ever said to me outside of "ID PLEASE!" and telling me my total.

I'ma use it to my advantage. Cuz my girl ain't gonna mind if I'm using this energy to get free food from 7-11.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Its like the call of the siren.... the succubi wait patiently for the victim to enter into relationships in order to drain the lifeforce of said victim.

 

[M.O.N.E.Y.]

I think there must be a pheromone and behaviour change that we don't understand that causes this. shyt happens all the time.

 

[ItsPeople]

My neighbor told me the box was mine when she found out I got married but before, crickets.

 

[StackorStarve]

It’s like throwing up the bat signal to drama loving women. I’ve had an ex pop up unannounced at my door to “see if it was real” after I posted on Facebook.

 

[MikelArteta]

It's lik applying for jobs and getting nothing then you finally get a job and companies start calling you .

 

[ZEupTWN]

Yeahh women can be weirdly competitive with each other

It’s levels though some women do be curious or complimentary but still cordial..It’s their way of saying I see you

When they all a sudden get extra choosy that’s the real trip…Thing is It don’t even be worth pursing you either putting yourself in a messy situation or dealing with a bxtch playing perpetual head games

 

[PatCake]

She asked me to make it official on Facebook

Been off Facebook since 2017. I forgot you can announce relationships there

 

[Fiji Water]

It’s like throwing up the bat signal to drama loving women. I’ve had an ex pop up unannounced at my door to “see if it was real” after I posted on Facebook.

to see if it's real? Like your new relationship is the equivalent of getting a BBL??? The fukk?

 

[Roid Jones]

She asked me to make it official on Facebook

What in the 2010 is going on here

 

[Fiji Water]

What in the 2010 is going on here

I felt the same way. But after doing my research on her and seeing how nice she is, I obliged.

 

[Fiji Water]

I think there must be a pheromone and behaviour change that we don't understand that causes this. shyt happens all the time.

In my experience, I think it's the behavior. When you in a new relationship, things are actually as close to perfect as possible because it's so fresh.

I think random or lonely women see that confidence because even lower level Jawns be getting hit on. So if you a fly dude with no eyes or thirst, birds find that shyt attractive or even mystifying.