I got a lap dance last night that felt better than Sex :noah:

[Hijo de luna]

So my cousin getting married Saturday, we throw him this PG rated psuedo bachelor party cause he's a square ass lame nikka. But we had it at this nice little bikini only strip joint. We playing pool and this cute chocolate stripper about 4'11 if not shorter solicits the group for a dance. She was putting on the flirts. I was wearing a David Beckham cologn, not sure which one, but she was crazy about it. So I finally agreed to a dance. I only had 20's on me so I dropped $40She was like,"I'll make it worth it"

Ciara 'I bet' came onSlow song? Never had a slow lap dance before But shorty crawled on top of me and started grinded, holding me, kissing my neck, biting my earShe was teasing like she was going to kiss me. I seriously thought I was falling in love for a minute. Never knew a slow sensual lap dance could be so

Been listening to Ciara I bet on repeat all morning

Hold me

 

[R.O. Double]

She grinded on you, kiss your neck and danced slow on your lap. Then you left with blue balls and you saying it's better than sex?


I don't think you been having sex the correct way, breh.

 

[LurkMoar]

She grinded on you, kiss your neck and danced slow on your lap. Then you left with blue balls and you saying it's better than sex?


I don't think you been having sex the correct way, breh.

Fall in love with strippers brehs

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Doesnt count if you didnt cum in your pants.

 

[aXiom]

Sounds like you've only had sex with yourself

 

[Money Be Green]

Did you get her #

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

But but but I'm the only one she did that with ass nikka

 

[madness]

Pay 40 bucks to get a hard-on brehs

 

[unit321]

...I was wearing a David Beckham cologn, not sure which one, but she was crazy about it....

Yeah, that was a lie, but it worked on you.

 

[Redwood]

so you're basically admitting that your own sex life is wack?

 

[neph27]

I was wearing a David Beckham cologn, not sure which one, but she was crazy about it.

she said the same thing to the guy before and after you breh

 

[Hijo de luna]

I guess this fall somewhere along the lines of tantric sex. I need to look into that shyt. I might end up retiring my dikk for good

 

[Trajan]

Aren't you happily married?

 

[Donald J Trump]

Don't get p*ssy brehs