I Got About A Week To Get Weed Out Of My System To Return To Work Breh's

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They sell this shyt at most corner stored in the D lol, I aint never heard too much about it though bro. Can it be detected by lab tests? That's my main worry, I can fasho beat the dip stick with just warm water alone but that lab shyt tests for all types of shyt to mask THC.
 

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What kinda test is it do you know? Might not even be piss. If its saliva don't smoke for two days and your good.

If its piss try to find someone to piss in a bottle for you. Tape it under your nut sack (for real, you need to keep it warm and thats the bestway) then poor it in the cup.

If you can't find someone to piss for you the just try to find one of those pee in the can products. All else fails just drink a ton of water to dilute and take vitamin b pills to get the yellow color. Worst case scenario they make you take the test over again cuz results are inconclusive. Dilution has always worked for met though.
 

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What kinda test is it do you know? Might not even be piss. If its saliva don't smoke for two days and your good.

If its piss try to find someone to piss in a bottle for you. Tape it under your nut sack (for real, you need to keep it warm and thats the bestway) then poor it in the cup.

If you can't find someone to piss for you the just try to find one of those pee in the can products. All else fails just drink a ton of water to dilute and take vitamin b pills to get the yellow color. Worst case scenario they make you take the test over again cuz results are inconclusive. Dilution has always worked for met though.
I know for sure its a piss test and im willing to use someone else's piss with a little twist to my method (coffee cup with boiling water out of coffee machines at a G Station, sealed container sitting inside the cup of boiling water with the piss in it, remove sealed container before I go to drop) but I don't know if someone will be watching of if they will pat me down before going in.
 

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Its fukked up, but I already know that this was the work of God for some life type of lesson cause since the incident I have came across so many road blocks to keep me from going back to work. This is just another life lesson cause if I was not cheating my probation I would have been clean at a month ago. I got to start listening to that dude upstairs bro.

I aint smoked in 5 days already luckily, I have had my daughter thru those days and if not for that I would have been went to grab some weed. So I have somewhat of a head start.
No. This isn't "god"

This is you being irresponsible.

Man the fukk up.
 

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They sell this shyt at most corner stored in the D lol, I aint never heard too much about it though bro. Can it be detected by lab tests? That's my main worry, I can fasho beat the dip stick with just warm water alone but that lab shyt tests for all types of shyt to mask THC.

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:snoop: You jeopardized a job paying 24 a hour to smoke :what:

If you have a week stop smoking right now.Go to vitamin shoppe(if your city has those) and cop this juice called ready clean it's 22-25 bucks.It will clean your system out for 5 hours take the drug test and you'll pass.It works for labs I passed 3 drug tests and got 3 job offers doing this :obama:

And I stopped smoking for 4 days prior to one test,8 days for the other and 2 days for one
 

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No. This isn't "god"

This is you being irresponsible.

Man the fukk up.
I never said I was not irresponsible hoe ass nikka lol. Its a wake up call fool, cause in reality dude literally walked up to me and swung on me for no reason. I handled it accordingly, but a bunch of other shyt has got in the way of me getting back to the point I was at a few months ago. I mean a bunch of random ass shyt, straight roadblocks. I feel like God is trying to tell me something, I could care less about your opinion bruh. :camby:
 

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gotta sweat it out breh

run 3 miles x a gallon of water daily and you'll pass
 
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cayenne pepper

apple cider vinegar

green tea


drink ATLEAST your body weight in oz of water EVERY DAY. put sum lemon in it


piss atleast 5 times(the day of your test) before takin it


niacin helps to


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