I got her number brehs. Now how do I f*ck?????

[PabloEscobar]

I made a thread about this bytch. http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/61081-brehs-help-me-f*ck-b*tch-across-hall.html#.UPXYQSdEGyc. Yesterday was the first day of the semester and I seen her on campus. We ended up going to Target together. We just kicked it and shyt. shes cool as fukk. Anyways i gave her my number. She texted me on some joking shyt shortly after, and after i found out it was her i told her i was going to save her to my contacts. So, brehs where do i go from here? I havent texted/talked to her since yesterday morning. Id rather fuk sooner than later because she was mentioning how she just got her period again for the first time in a while(she went to Target to get tampons), and she was going to begin cutting for her next show very soon. Id rather hit when her bf % is in the higher range. she prob like 5'9-5'10 135 lbs right now she saids shes going to drop down to 115 i dont think i can work with that. I come to my coli brethren for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of smashing hoes.

 

[GreatestLaker]

Any pics?

 

[George Gooney]

I made a thread about this bytch. http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/61081-brehs-help-me-f*ck-b*tch-across-hall.html#.UPXYQSdEGyc. Yesterday was the first day of the semester and I seen her on campus. We ended up going to Target together. We just kicked it and shyt. shes cool as fukk. Anyways i gave her my number. She texted me on some joking shyt shortly after, and after i found out it was her i told her i was going to save her to my contacts. So, brehs where do i go from here? I havent texted/talked to her since yesterday morning. Id rather fuk sooner than later because she was mentioning how she just got her period again for the first time in a while(she went to Target to get tampons), and she was going to begin cutting for her next show very soon. Id rather hit when her bf % is in the higher range. she prob like 5'9-5'10 135 lbs right now she saids shes going to drop down to 115 i dont think i can work with that. I come to my coli brethren for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of smashing hoes.

you're gonna fukk it up...

 

[Sweet James]

We need pics to better help you with your problem.............

 

[electric_fur]

uh ask her out. That's how it usually goes.

Also, how to fukk, you put the penis in the vagina.

 

[god shamgod]

these nikkas be needing play by play instructions on how to talk to women

We know you a virgin

 

[Tres Leches]

sounds like you're breh

 

[electric_fur]

he was surprised about her buying tampons.

 

[thegreatest]

uh ask her out. That's how it usually goes.

Also, how to fukk, you put the penis in the vagina.

you better not have a penis irl because i'm starting to like you

 

[Spliff Robinson]

You a virgin, b?

First off you like this girl? Then you definitely don't wanna call her. You don't wanna have sex with a girl you like because you're gonna suck and she'll think you're a weirdo. You need to get like 4 or 5 hoodrats and just knock them out, boom, boom, boom. So now when you have sex with the girl you like you won't suck, you'll be... okay, but probably still pretty bad.

Best case scenario, you'll be sharing that girl. But sharing means you at least get a piece.

Good luck, homie.

 

[BOX ALARM]

Invite her over or hit up a bar ..get a few drinks in her and make your move.

 

[killacal]

I made a thread about this bytch. http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/61081-brehs-help-me-f*ck-b*tch-across-hall.html#.UPXYQSdEGyc. Yesterday was the first day of the semester and I seen her on campus. We ended up going to Target together. We just kicked it and shyt. shes cool as fukk. Anyways i gave her my number. She texted me on some joking shyt shortly after, and after i found out it was her i told her i was going to save her to my contacts. So, brehs where do i go from here? I havent texted/talked to her since yesterday morning. Id rather fuk sooner than later because she was mentioning how she just got her period again for the first time in a while(she went to Target to get tampons), and she was going to begin cutting for her next show very soon. Id rather hit when her bf % is in the higher range. she prob like 5'9-5'10 135 lbs right now she saids shes going to drop down to 115 i dont think i can work with that. I come to my coli brethren for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of smashing hoes.

I know ive shyt on you alot for being a virgin but I felt u needed to know about the friend zone. Regardless of what approach u have to let her know youre interested doing this thru innuendo is the most effective way. Also you have a short window before u got no real chance with her. Ask her to happy hour get a lil buzz on and guess were ur asses are headed back to Invite her to watch a movie at ur room Be yourself and have some damn charm and leave topaz fakkit ass as the only virgin on the board

 

[ClassyME]

Give me her number and I'll show you how you text her.

 

[craigsagersuit]

You a virgin, b?

First off you like this girl? Then you definitely don't wanna call her. You don't wanna have sex with a girl you like because you're gonna suck and she'll think you're a weirdo. You need to get like 4 or 5 hoodrats and just knock them out, boom, boom, boom. So now when you have sex with the girl you like you won't suck, you'll be... okay, but probably still pretty bad.

Best case scenario, you'll be sharing that girl. But sharing means you at least get a piece.

Good luck, homie.

ive heard this somewhere before...

 

[winb83]

if you gotta ask how do you fukk a woman then you lack the experience needed to successfully pull her and if you do fukk her its gonna likely be to random luck than anything.

this is like a Baseball pitcher asking how do i pitch in the World Series. you throw enough pitches and develop your own style and if you ever make it to the World Series you're so accustom to pitching that its second nature to you.

you're just gonna have to accept that there's really nothing you can do to guarantee a lay here. she's gonna end up being experience be it positive or negative. in fact getting the experience at this level is more important than actually fukking her.