I got her number brehs. Now how do I f*ck?????

[Cool Dr. Money]

Somebody else already fukkin her

 

[Spliff Robinson]

ive heard this somewhere before...

I didn't use b!tches in a derogatory way, you did.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Pics

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[aqualung]

he was surprised about her buying tampons.

He said that she hadn't had her period in a while. 0_o Aunt flow visits monthly, dude.

Some men act like women are aliens from deep space. Eyeballing chicks and wanting to feel this and touch that. Asking dumb ass questions and looking frantic when a girl asks THEM anything. Like there's a pop quiz for which they did not stusy.

It is awkward as fukk, and these men are called virgins. Uh...good luck, young Pablo. Just ask her out, go on a buncha dates, and buy her gifts. If you wanna hit sooner then later, take her to CHURCH. ;-)

--> aq out <--

 

[Squirtle]

Breh, if shes comfortable buying tampons in front of you then you lost already. You've been friendzoned.







I-I-I'm so sorry

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Your father failed you

 

[rapdonttweet]

I made a thread about this bytch. http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/61081-brehs-help-me-f*ck-b*tch-across-hall.html#.UPXYQSdEGyc. Yesterday was the first day of the semester and I seen her on campus. We ended up going to Target together. We just kicked it and shyt. shes cool as fukk. Anyways i gave her my number. She texted me on some joking shyt shortly after, and after i found out it was her i told her i was going to save her to my contacts. So, brehs where do i go from here? I havent texted/talked to her since yesterday morning. Id rather fuk sooner than later because she was mentioning how she just got her period again for the first time in a while(she went to Target to get tampons), and she was going to begin cutting for her next show very soon. Id rather hit when her bf % is in the higher range. she prob like 5'9-5'10 135 lbs right now she saids shes going to drop down to 115 i dont think i can work with that. I come to my coli brethren for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of smashing hoes.

Worrying about how soon to fukk because she's losing weight? Yeah you're going to screw this one up.

 

[PabloEscobar]

You a virgin, b?

First off you like this girl? Then you definitely don't wanna call her. You don't wanna have sex with a girl you like because you're gonna suck and she'll think you're a weirdo. You need to get like 4 or 5 hoodrats and just knock them out, boom, boom, boom. So now when you have sex with the girl you like you won't suck, you'll be... okay, but probably still pretty bad.

Best case scenario, you'll be sharing that girl. But sharing means you at least get a piece.

Good luck, homie.

Yea i always get at females with the "i just wanna fukk approach", but once i realize theyre actually decent beings i usually fall back on tryna fukk.

I know ive shyt on you alot for being a virgin but I felt u needed to know about the friend zone. Regardless of what approach u have to let her know youre interested doing this thru innuendo is the most effective way. Also you have a short window before u got no real chance with her. Ask her to happy hour get a lil buzz on and guess were ur asses are headed back to Invite her to watch a movie at ur room Be yourself and have some damn charm and leave topaz fakkit ass as the only virgin on the board

I dont drink, and she's 20 so she cant get into bars.

Invite her over or hit up a bar ..get a few drinks in her and make your move.

She sint old enough to get into bars, and I dont drink. Can I invite a female over for drinks if I dont drink.?

you're gonna fukk it up...

Breh she texted me. i didnt know who it was cause i didnt have her number. so i text her back like who is this. when she said it was her i said i was gonna add her to my contacts

He said that she hadn't had her period in a while. 0_o Aunt flow visits monthly, dude.

Some men act like women are aliens from deep space. Eyeballing chicks and wanting to feel this and touch that. Asking dumb ass questions and looking frantic when a girl asks THEM anything. Like there's a pop quiz for which they did not stusy.

It is awkward as fukk, and these men are called virgins. Uh...good luck, young Pablo. Just ask her out, go on a buncha dates, and buy her gifts. If you wanna hit sooner then later, take her to CHURCH. ;-)

--> aq out <--

she does bikini modelling competitions, so sometimes her body fat drops and when a woman's body fat falls below a certain percent they stop ovulating.

 

[PabloEscobar]

Breh, if shes comfortable buying tampons in front of you then you lost already. You've been friendzoned.







I-I-I'm so sorry

word?

 

[electric_fur]

I disagree with the tampon thing... it depends on a chick's comfort level.

Although I'd never buy tampons in front of a dude I wanted to fukk so maybe you're right haha.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I made a thread about this bytch. http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/61081-brehs-help-me-f*ck-b*tch-across-hall.html#.UPXYQSdEGyc. Yesterday was the first day of the semester and I seen her on campus. We ended up going to Target together. We just kicked it and shyt. shes cool as fukk. Anyways i gave her my number. She texted me on some joking shyt shortly after, and after i found out it was her i told her i was going to save her to my contacts. So, brehs where do i go from here? I havent texted/talked to her since yesterday morning. Id rather fuk sooner than later because she was mentioning how she just got her period again for the first time in a while(she went to Target to get tampons), and she was going to begin cutting for her next show very soon. Id rather hit when her bf % is in the higher range. she prob like 5'9-5'10 135 lbs right now she saids shes going to drop down to 115 i dont think i can work with that. I come to my coli brethren for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of smashing hoes.

just ask her out breh or let it be known your interestedin in her is the first step

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

Yea i always get at females with the "i just wanna fukk approach", but once i realize theyre actually decent beings i usually fall back on tryna fukk.

Translation: I respect women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

 

[Ohene]

why the fukk would you link that old thread if it doesnt have pics in it?

 

[killacal]

Yea i always get at females with the "i just wanna fukk approach", but once i realize theyre actually decent beings i usually fall back on tryna fukk.

Dont believe that for one minute but u gotta play along tho

 

[electric_fur]

So I guess the only thing going into her vagina is a tampon amiright?