I got mice in my house yall

[blaccbeard]

better than roaches

 

[Darkslayer]

Dirty nikka


J/k Had mice at work late last year/early this year - them little basic traps ain't do shyt. Had to get a pro w the real traps. Them fukkin mice were bold - would be out chillin in front of people like it was nothing. Mufukkas ate all my oatmeal out of my desk and shyt in my mixed nuts container . A hint tho - the exterminator said that they put bacon in the traps. Worth trying

Swine Right? Not Turkey

 

[Wildin]

All yall soft as hell.

I promise when I retire I'm going to become a licensed exterminator. I may work for the guys for a minute then I'll just contract out and do my own black business.

Up this thread then and I'll cut 75% off all jobs.

Yall just need to change the dynamic. Stop being the hunted and become the hunter.

That first one is scary. You need to take a deep breath then get your game face on and become the hunter. Let anyone or anything know if they come into your house

 

[bnew]

Capture with glue traps.

Buy syringe and bleach. Inject mouse with bleach. It will deter others.

I prefer these

When you catch them, get a bucket , fill it with hot water and drop the cage in it. It drowns almost immediately and you can dispose of it without any mess.

 

[boriquaking]

better than roaches

Absolutely not.

 

[Wildin]

I prefer these

When you catch them, get a bucket , fill it with hot water and drop the cage in it. It drowns almost immediately and you can dispose of it without any mess.

I legit had the face as I scrolled down through the pic on my phone. For a moment I thought the picture was

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

That other mouse thread was a classic. Roe DentThe middle finger

Link

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Get this. Price is a little steep but it is worth it

They have a delux model that can catch 10 mice at a time.

 

[Geechiedan214]

I'm a girly-girl at heart, and I'm in Dallas. Remember that year when we had a straight-up rat epidemic? I dooooooo!!!
Dallas Has a Rat Problem, and It May Be Getting Worse

I bought an electric rat trap. $50 and worth every penny, with a caveat. I bought this in part b/c it claimed that I wouldn't see the rat - if I saw a green light, I knew to dump it. So after a few mornings, I come out to this shyt right here. Click at your own risk...

Spoiler

BREHS. I called my dad in TEARS begging him to dump this trap. I had my dad AND my mom laughing at me by now. (But my mom wouldn't make the trip.) My dad comes through the door talking shyt, then took one look at that tail and just stopped and looked at me for a minute. He picks up the trap and sets it back down. (Note that the tail was stiff as a board, which was freaking me out.) So b/c he's a bit of a dikk, he dumped the rat on the floor. Behold...

Spoiler

Later on, he told my mom that we were going to need an exorcism on my house because he was sure that the soul of that rat was going to come and kill me. (Dollar traps my ass.) That wasn't the first time I made my dad dump the trap, although I eventually got to the point where I could do it. There was this one time that the rat was so big that the nose and mouth was poking through a hole in the back of the trap (I swear to Crying Jordan this is the truth.) Well, I went to dump the rat...and it's stuck. Shook it a little...shook some more...and dropped the whole $50 trap in the trash. Pops had to get it out. Then there was the rat who actually blew halfway across the kitchen (I actually heard that one die). Walked into the kitchen the next morning and there it was in the middle of my goddamn floor...bae had to come take care of that one. (We were back together by then.)


tl;dr - buy an electric rat trip if rodents aren't your thing. I don't agree with the glue traps and the sticky paper - that's just cruel to me. I put mine out every fall, although I haven't caught one in well over a year, just a stray mouse now and again. They get rid of squirrels, too. And in case you want to see it in action (this IS the Coli), here goes.

Aw shid they look like those rats that use to be downtown by mcdonalds right between the Greyhound station. I've never in my life saw rats almost the size of kittens and so goddam many shid legit made my skin crawl. I was actually waiting on the bus I tore my ass to the west end station and this was like 2004 I believe.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

get a couple of cats

Or get a couple dogs

 

[gldnone913]

Swine Right? Not Turkey

Absolutely

 

[1thouwow]

I found a mouse on my counter over the weekend. Droppings every where. Turned on the lights and that mothafukka hopped in the stoves burner, I turned on the oven and that mothafukka ran under the dishwasher. A couple days ago I saw one run from under the fridge back to under the dishwasher. I think that’s where they are coming from.

I have a couple cracks and holes in my tiles. Ill be buying sealants and caulk. I’ll be buying a whole lotta traps in a few days. Usually my crib is clean

 

[DonDiego]

I worked with research animals once before had to put mice rats hamster guinea pigs to sleep was the craziest sight. Didn't pay much

 

[Maxine Shaw]

Usually my crib is clean

Clean ain't got nothin to do with it, breh. I read a mouse/rat can squeeze into a hole the size of a nickel.

 

[bigrodthe1]

get the rat noise wall plug

plug them shyts in they be gone within in a week

When I lived in DC this chick I was dealing with lived in an apartment and had about 6 of them shyts plugged in. Trust me, them shyts don't work