I got rejected for not having an iPhone..

[AMcV'88]

can't front, a woman whips out her phone in front of me thats not an iPhone



if you're a woman in a major city and don't have an iPhone..men are going to think certain things about you.
so you shouldn't be surprised if you get the same treatment.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Y'all gonna clown me lol but fukk it. This her

Breh why you even talking to these whales ​

 

[Psychosis]

So this what an iPhoneX attracts :

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Used to be other material items that would cause a female NOT to speak to you.

For instance, back in 1988........



I'll take your man, that's right but just for spite
Because you tried to dis me when I was on the mic
But I really don't want him, the guy ain't fly, shoot
He can't afford a fly Fila suit
Runs the same old gear, never has fresh wear
What he whispered in my ear I can't repeat here

So, basically, you know what she's about right off the bat and can leave that goldigger alone.​

 

[Mac071415]

Breh I'm not some novice computer user. Idk why people act like macs dont have limitations.


So you're cool with paying thousands for programming software like SAS or SPSS

I'm bootlegging that shyt.

The average mac user has no idea about cracked software.

Most people cant do what I do on a pc.

People kill me with android / Windows being limited.

Think of it like this, my grandma can navigate a mac or iPad, she'd be lost as fukk on windows.

Pay no mind to that sloppy fakkit .Dude gets wet over blue chat bubbles and animoji. His words not mine .never forget his fakkit ass used to Stan windows phone .

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Y'all gonna clown me lol but fukk it. This her

You should DM her the link to this song......





Tell her the only reason she has an iPhone is because she has a part time job holding the Earth in orbit.

Ol' Transsexual Michelin Man with a tan lookin' bytch.

Ol' Weeble Wobble lookin' bytch.

She looks like a human book bag with a weave.

bytch is shaped like a snow bank.​

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I have nieces and one of their iPhones broke, her dad had a brand new Samsung and gave it to her but she said hell no, that if she showed up to school with an android she would get clowned.

Smh.

 

[The Radiant One]

All the posts clowning the girl make it even harder for OP. He hollared at this chick which means that he thought he had a chance.

This is why I laugh when coli brehs scream GMB. You can't be GMB if you getting rejected by low caliber bytches.

 

[reserved_one]

Man, I don't care about green bubbles or my texts being broken up....I'm not shelling out $500-1k for a fukking phone.

I'm not gonna be stuck on a 2 year contract paying $40 a year either


People just simply don't have it like that. I just secured my own place where rent ain't cheap.

And I'm a simple man....as long I got a smart phone that's up to date and works really well, that's all I care about.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

She got no neck

 

[Cleansprite]

U really think that’s the only reason u prob ugly too

 

[ORDER_66]

I have nieces and one of their iPhones broke, her dad had a brand new Samsung and gave it to her but she said hell no, that if she showed up to school with an android she would get clowned.

Smh.

A phone should NOT be a damn status symbol....

Gawddamit this generation is so damned fickle, and materialistic...

 

[NZA]

if you are a teen, dumb shyt like that is normal, lol. if you are a grown man, this chick did you a favor. you dodged a bullet

 

[MikeOck]

Oh nah...I didn't gas her up breh.

I might fukk big bytches but one thing I'm not is a simp

But yeah I was just asking her typical shyt.

If she dranked or smoked, what she does on the regular, etc.

I mightve found my way into some p*ssy, get a meal and possibly some income tax coin.

But it didn't go that far.

Only reason you're a chubby chaser is because you think they're easier. Stop it, you're just fukking up the market

 

[CashmereThoughts]

can't front, a woman whips out her phone in front of me thats not an iPhone



if you're a woman in a major city and don't have an iPhone..men are going to think certain things about you.
so you shouldn't be surprised if you get the same treatment.

iphones are sold in the slums of india. What does a "major" city have to do with it?