I Got shyt On By A Bird... Right On Top Of My Head... I'm Fukin Pissed

[JerkPork]

when I was a kid we were chilling at some pic nic tables under shade eating KFC. I was walking back and forth eating corn and felt something hit my shoulder. I look up and all I see is tree. I look down at my should and it'sa big peice of white crap. Gravity weighed that shyt down like a mfer

 

[Robo Squirrel]

What if you went out with a chick n she just got straight shytted on... I think i would dump her

 

[Robo Squirrel]

when I was a kid we were chilling at some pic nic tables under shade eating KFC. I was walking back and forth eating corn and felt something hit my shoulder. I look up and all I see is tree. I look down at my should and it'sa big peice of white crap. Gravity weighed that shyt down like a mfer

nah this mf shyt was Green and Wet... musta been eating Indian food or some shyt....

 

[Ikwa]

A guy I know had a bird shyt in his mouth while he was talking

 

[ORDER_66]

Bird shytted into the open sunroof of my BMW while I was driving to a date all over the middle console and my arm. I swear if I had a pistol I would have been duck hunting on the highway.