I got some big black “eggplant” earlier

[Marti]

I always wondered what to do with eggplant, no homo.



Seems like he was expecting some actual dikk and got disappointed

Sunzoo do I look pretty in my avi?

Roasted egg plant is good but you gotta roast it with some other shyt. Like zuchini onions tomatoes squash.

1 Heat oven to 350.
2. Get a hotel sheet, Put it in the oven. You want it to be hot like the oven for roasting,
3. Prep your veggies. Don't peel your EP. You can but the skin is good and it's pretty. Wash everything. Cut off ends and imperfections.
4. Chop everything into squares. Size is up to you.
5.Put all your chopped veggies into a bowl. Stir twice, clockwise. Cover your hands in Olive or Canola Oil, stir twice clockwise again. You should see a shine on the veggies. That means they're coated in oil.
6.Wash and dry hands. Add less salt than you think you need. Stir twice clock wise. Wash and dry hands. Add more pepper than you think you need and stir twice clock wise.
7.If you have Cumin add Cumin. If you have whole Fennel Seeds add those. If not don't worry. Roast in oven for 30 minutes. Check the squash for tenderness, cook until it's soft and golden brown. Add more seasoning to taste.

Believe it or not this recipe is best eaten chilled. How you eat it is up to you. I'd put it over some rice and call it a day or put it in some pasta. Hot or cold pasta. shyt works either way.

Most people don't add tomato or cumin. That's my addition, but I've cooked a lot more of the shyt than a lot of people and I think roasted tomato and cumin set off this boring ass recipe.

Good looks breh

 

[Raye82]

At least I’m brave to show my face

You know that ain't you.

 

[Marti]

You know that ain't you.

These nikkas still think it is

 

[Raye82]

These nikkas still think it is

They don't...they just used it when they run out of options or cruel things to say .

 

[Marti]

They don't...they just used it when they run out of options or cruel things to say .

Basically

I’m about to troll them with it

 

[Aphrodite]

@Prima Donna

I don't eat this.

 

[*Angel*]

At least I’m brave to show my face

I mean, I was about to say I was laughing at the convo not your pic but...

You know that ain't you.

These nikkas still think it is

it doesn't really matter now does it?!

Props for trolling tho cuz the coli will never get a pic outta me. I don't care to play along. They can suffer and wonder, especially with fools talking about they're not convinced I'm a woman like I'm gonna drop a proof pic for their thirsty ahhsses. Lol

 

[Kairi Irving]

I remember the first time i saw an egg plant

 

[ZoeGod]

You dont look too bad in ya AVI. No Simping

 

[Kairi Irving]

And lol @Marti getting bodied

You FADC'd into an L OP

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Eggplant Parrmigiana(Parmesan)


eta: someone beat me to it.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Eggplant Parrmigiana(Parmesan)


eta: someone beat me to it.

LOL EP Parm is not easy to make. It requires more than an eggplant and oven. My recipe is much simpler, cheaper, more delicious, and idiot proof.
EP Parm is basically lasagna with eggplant without beef. That's not easy to make and it's expensive. The cheese alone costs more than the entire recipe I suggested. The prep, clean up, and cook time, is more too.

EP Parm is a bad option in this case I think. Ain't nobody got time to make pasta sauce and casseroles and shyt. nikkas got jobs and shyt my guy. Also, a lot can go wrong the EP Parm.

 

[Bledswole]

@The Taxman @A.R.

 

[Neuromancer]

Roast then

This.

Also.You Italian @Marti

 

[Blankthawtz]