I got told today I was "cute for a 5'8 guy"

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Op u really trying to take the pain of us dark gurls and make a mockery out of it :camby:
 

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:russ:Boy shut the hell up. You 1/4 inch taller than me(though I wonder why my height seems to waver:patrice:seems to scale with weight. Broscience.)

A chick says "You cute for a 5'8 guy" you supposed to tell her that you gonna need her to sit on your shoulders to get the game of Connect 4 off of the china cabinet:letyasoulglow:

Let her know teamwork makes the dreamwork. And she might have to turn that thang to your face:wangfansonly:
 

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Damn breh, might have to start wearing some Prince platform heels if you ever want to sniff p*ssy. The Coli told me brehs under 6' don't have a chance touching it :mjlol:

For real, should've ethered her with a backhand complement. "Thanks you hide your weight well the way you dress." "You're attractive in a different kind of way."
 

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When I met one of my girlfriends, she said "I usually don't date guys this short"

I brushed it off but, inside I was :mjcry:

When I broke up with her 1 year later, she left like 22 voicemails on my phone blowing snot bubbles and shyt :russ: She said I'd regret it and I do sometimes because she was a good girl. But the point is, don't let what these thots tell you mess with your head. The same chick calling you short/lame/broke/ugly at first will be in her feelings QUICK if you put it on her hard enough. To this day, that chick still leaves comments on my IG because I'm pretty sure this short 5"9 nikka was the only dude to break up with her.
 

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When I met one of my girlfriends, she said "I usually don't date guys this short"

I brushed it off but, inside I was :mjcry:

When I broke up with her 1 year later, she left like 22 voicemails on my phone blowing snot bubbles and shyt :russ: She said I'd regret it and I do sometimes because she was a good girl. But the point is, don't let what these thots tell you mess with your head. The same chick calling you short/lame/broke/ugly at first will be in her feelings QUICK if you put it on her hard enough. To this day, that chick still leaves comments on my IG because I'm pretty sure this short 5"9 nikka was the only dude to break up with her.

That's average American male height, breh.
 

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#shortgang we all we got :mjcry:
 
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