"I had a dog, if he had a square butt he'd poop blocks" - Shannon Sharpe (audio included)

[Flywin Lannister]

"My grandmama told me once, she said boy, the toes you step on today could be connected to the foot that's connected to the leg that's connected to the butt you got to kiss tomorrow."

"You don't know about that racc00n meat, Joy? MMM I can smell it right now, with some peppers and onions just stir it up in a pot...thats GOOD EATIN SKIEEUUP"

"Is that...is that a red meat? Because I don't eat red meat. It isn't good for you, Shannon."

"Hold on, I bet ya I call my auntie right NOW she got a racc00n in the freezer just WAITIN to get cooked up."

"I think I'll pass."

This was an actual conversation?

Unc best thing in sports tv right now

 

[Saint1]

How the fukk did the other two not even flinch or laugh at what he said?

I'd be dead if he said that to me in person

 

[Supreme365]

“If a duck could pull a truck then shut up and hook the sucker up”

And I’ll never forget my 7th grade basketball coach saying

Coach: “If my aunt had a dikk she’d be my uncle”

Me:

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

“If a duck could pull a truck then shut up and hook the sucker up”

And I’ll never forget my 7th grade basketball coach saying

Coach: “If my aunt had a dikk she’d be my uncle”

Me:

If my aunt had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow

 

[Saint1]

If my aunt had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow

If I had wings I would flyyy....

 

[Buckeye Fever]

He a gay front running c00n

No wonder the coli loves him

Shannon Sharpe is annoying as fukk.


He these coli clowns' daddy

 

[panopticon]

This was an actual conversation?

Unc best thing in sports tv right now

100%

Uncle Shay actually said every word

The look of terror on Joy's face

Skip's visible disgust
Shannon's enthusiasm about optimal racc00n capture, preparation, and cooking techniques

 

[ELESDEE616]

Be mad you have a c00n with a gay ass lisp in ya avi

Grabs henny and black and mild on national TV

I can't believe this board ate that shyt up

Coli Fakkit of the year award candidate

 

[mcellas]

“

And I’ll never forget my 7th grade basketball coach saying

Coach: “If my aunt had a dikk she’d be my uncle”

Me:

One of the GOAT Coaching sayings, I just used it last week.